Changing my WC handle… for charity #2!!! Also, buy a watch, help save the world? (Nodus Duality)

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PSA:  Do yourself a big favor right this very moment, and go to https://theescapementroom.com/

There you will find many articles written by fan favorites @Deeperblue @Porthole and @Aurelian .  My god, I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. Their posts are eff'ing brilliant.

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So, for the last year, I have greatly, greatly enjoyed my WC handle, chosen for me by @Deeperblue , as she won last year’s “Changing my WC handle for charity” auction:

https://www.watchcrunch.com/HotWatchChick69/posts/changing-my-wc-handle-for-charity-buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-numero-quatro-10788

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She won naming rights for 12 months, and thus I became HotWatchChick69. And lo and behold, a full year has now since passed!  This thread shall mark my second official handle change.  Whosoever wins this charitable auction, in addition to the amazing Nodus Duality pictured here…

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... shall also have the right and privilege to dictate my user handle here on WatchCrunch, which I will absolutely continue to use for the next 12 months!  @WatchCrunch, how offensive can the name be and still be acceptable?  We need some official adjudication here!  

Here is obligatory lume shot...

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Here is obligatory @Max trademarked crotch shot...

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If you don't know this reference, please go to the 1:35 mark in this WatchCrunch video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-ZdkMye5M&t=95s

The watch is in great condition, but keep in mind that it has served as an exhibition watch from Nodus themselves.  I bought this watch from @Wes_nodus, when he and his co-founder came to the recent SoCal meetup at my place...

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They kept saying, “No, no, you can’t buy this one.  It’s a display model, and it’s used.”  And I was like, “Go f*ck yourselves.  I’m taking this one right now,” and put it on my wrist on the spot.  Not only does the watch naturally come in the WatchCrunch color scheme of black and green, the auction winner will also get an official WatchCrunch nato strap!

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Oh, and also, some highly coveted WatchCrunch stickers!

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Oh, and...

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The watch will come delivered in a nice 3 watch roll travel case...

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What else do you get beyond 1) naming rights, 2) WC color-themed Nodus Duality, 3) WC nato strap, 4) WC stickers, 5) travel roll?  You also get to donate your winning bid to GiveDirectly. 

GiveDirectly DIRECTLY sends on funds to recipients in some of the poorest countries on Earth, with an incredible track record to-date.  The effort sprang out of the Effective Altruism movement.

https://www.givedirectly.org/beta/

https://www.givedirectly.org/financials/

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The first 21 auctions worked out spectacularly, in which our esteemed colleagues @Bessio @Robcollects @Ichibunz @Deeperblue @Edge168n @Jklotz @CliveC @laurik @tempus @Al_Ra_Ra @TimeJunkie @tuanvinh2000 @UtahExplorer @biglove @Whitesalmon @JapanExclusive @moemoe @lmchew @ckim4watches @ChronoGuy have helped to raise $26,408 for Kenyan families living under the global poverty line of $1.90 / day.  All of the auction proceeds went directly to them, and the funds from the auctions thus far will effectively double the incomes of 73 families for a year!

Here's what I propose:

  • Let's open up bidding at, say, $20

  • Please post your bid by commenting below

  • The highest bid by Friday, July 14, 12pm PT wins the auction

Here’s where we do some real good for charity:  If you are the winning bidder, please then Paypal or Venmo me the winning bid amount.  I will make the donation of your winning bid, plus get a match for that amount!  Thus, every $1 of the winning bid will get doubled!!!

Let me say that again - every $1 of the winning bid will turn into $2 donated to GiveDirectly!!!

I will then post the screen shot of the full donated amount!

So, in summary:

  • Win the auction

  • Have the entirety of the proceeds go towards lifting a family out of extreme poverty

  • DOUBLE the size of your charitable contribution

Whaddya say?  

* If shipping outside of the Continental US, I ask that the winning international bidder pay shipping costs. Thank you!

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Good lord! How can I pass on the first chance to bid?? It’s a new time, inflation still got us in its grips, so let’s start at $300. I know it won’t end there!

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$310 and @Mr.T.Baggin

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Robcollects

Good lord! How can I pass on the first chance to bid?? It’s a new time, inflation still got us in its grips, so let’s start at $300. I know it won’t end there!

This is what comes up as the top result if you google "grip gif"...

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Kinda... disturbing.

The grip of inflation... Honestly, I hope the Fed somehow stealth revises its target to steady 4% PCE growth. 2% is too low. Housing actually runs at something like 3-4% inflation, and as a result, there's nearly deflation throughout the rest of the economy!

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DeeperBlue

$310 and @Mr.T.Baggin

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I'll go $359 since it's a prime number.

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$360 and @Fonda.Dix

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Mr.Dee.Bater

This is what comes up as the top result if you google "grip gif"...

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Kinda... disturbing.

The grip of inflation... Honestly, I hope the Fed somehow stealth revises its target to steady 4% PCE growth. 2% is too low. Housing actually runs at something like 3-4% inflation, and as a result, there's nearly deflation throughout the rest of the economy!

Talk about disturbing! I’m already trying to translate that GIF into a new name for you! $350!

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Fiatjeepdriver

I'll go $359 since it's a prime number.

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DeeperBlue

$360 and @Fonda.Dix

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I really don't think any of these handles you're coming up with will be allowed!

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Robcollects

Talk about disturbing! I’m already trying to translate that GIF into a new name for you! $350!

Hey, you can't go down in the bidding!

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Robcollects

Talk about disturbing! I’m already trying to translate that GIF into a new name for you! $350!

@SqueezeMePleezeMe

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$401 prime and my area code

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Fiatjeepdriver

$401 prime and my area code

Man, gifs floating around on the internet with regard to "grip" are really, really disturbing!

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What if the name becomes taken?

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BadgeHoarder

What if the name becomes taken?

If you want to have @Fonda.Dix for yourself, you have my blessing.

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SpecKTator
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I showed this thread to my wife. Her reaction to your chosen handle…

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Her reaction after I explain it to her…

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Mr.Dee.Bater

I showed this thread to my wife. Her reaction to your chosen handle…

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Her reaction after I explain it to her…

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She's not wrong 🤣. To be fair, I had more names lined up in case the need arose.

The question is if the names are acceptable to our digital overlords. Less than 24 hours left until we find out if WC admin or another bidder saves you.

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SpecKTator

She's not wrong 🤣. To be fair, I had more names lined up in case the need arose.

The question is if the names are acceptable to our digital overlords. Less than 24 hours left until we find out if WC admin or another bidder saves you.

Oh it’s acceptable alright. 🍻

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Coming down to the wire! If anybody's got anything more clever / more low-key NSFW than @iLoveBBClocks, speak before 12pm PT today, or forever hold your peace!

@SpecKTator

@Robcollects

@Deeperblue

@Fiatjeepdriver

@Fonda.Dix

@Edge168n

@Whitesalmon

@chengyil

@SurferJohn

@Brietside

@Beanhead

@Magstime

@Bessio

@Ichibunz

@Jklotz

@CliveC

@laurik

@tempus

@Al_Ra_Ra

@TimeJunkie

@tuanvinh2000

@UtahExplorer

@biglove

@JapanExclusive

@moemoe

@lmchew

@ckim4watches

@ChronoGuy

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All these crotch shots are leaving me in a bidding mood.....

$777.00

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Don't know why this isn't showing up in the thread, but here's what @SurferJohn has just bid...

All these cr*tch shots are leaving me in a bidding mood..... $777.00

Okay, high bid now $777.00!

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Cause we're on eBay now so $777.01...Mr.D.Bater

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SpecKTator

Cause we're on eBay now so $777.01...Mr.D.Bater

Have you earned any Master degrees? D.Bater

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We have a winrar!

@SpecKTator i will DM you!

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Congrats on the Nodus Duality!

Also congrats to Mr.D.Bater on new name

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Me on the outside:

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Me on the inside:

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This all happened while I was having a sh!tty @$$ meeting with my new boss

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SpecKTator

Me on the outside:

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Me on the inside:

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This all happened while I was having a sh!tty @$$ meeting with my new boss

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Mr.D.Bater

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BadgeHoarder
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Mr.D.Bater

Hand Solo

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Now to make the change to the handle...

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Mr.Dee.Bater
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Now to make the change to the handle...

All for a great cause…