I finally got one right, like drop the mic totally right. This is the latest, perhaps tenth installment of @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord 's game of two truths and a lie. I tell you two truths and one lie and you tell one from the other. I will pick a winner to pass the baton on to after my morning coffee. We have learned much from each other, such as @Jimmer is an open book.
You may know that I am, among other things, a criminal defense attorney. Here are some condensed "war stories" from many years ago.
2. Many years ago Ray Davies, the lead singer and primary songwriter for the Kinks was walking in New Orleans when someone snatched his girlfriend's purse and started to run away. Ray chased the robber who turned and shot Ray in the leg. The robber was eventually arrested and hired my firm to represent him. I was tasked to represent the robber during the pre-trial hearings. The main partner would swoop in if a trial was necessary. The pre-trial hearings were rescheduled many times. One hearing involved the identification procedure used by the New Orleans Police Department that allowed Ray to identify my client. Knowing that this might be my only chance to interact with one of my rock and roll heroes, I brought a vinyl copy of the Kink's "Low Budget" album to get him to sign. It must have just been muscle memory, but he signed it without even glancing at it or me in the courtroom scrum before the hearing. I don't know if he even associated me with the signing when the hearing finally began (mine was not the only signature obtained).
3. I haven't always been a defense attorney. At various times in my career I have also been an Assistant District Attorney (government prosecutor). In one trial as a prosecutor while working for Harry Connick, Jr.'s father, I had a drug case where both of my lead detectives had previously been fired for lying in another matter (they took credit for saving a woman's life even though they arrived after the woman had been rescued from her car in a bayou). The defense attorney and I were friendly and we agreed pre-trial that I was definitely going to lose, but that he would not go too hard on me. He went very hard at me. With the distance of years, I don't blame him, but I was hot in the moment. In one heated exchange I threw the entire contents of my file across the courtroom at him. We had to excuse the jury so that I could clean up my file and the judge could explain what I had done that violated professional norms. I lost the case. That defense attorney is now the elected District Attorney for the City of New Orleans.
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I don't believe you've been to an IHOP in your life.
I'm going to go with #1.
That closing argument just seems utterly unprofessional if it doesn't work out for you 😂
Plus the other two had much more detail.
I don't believe in number 3. Watch Crunchers never lose. Or at least never tell anybody about that.
My gut is 2) is the Lie or Partial Lie. It's a pretty well documented event and a couple details about your story don't add up. But could just be poor documentation
I'd say 3 but you collect Vintage watches which is just to cool for someone who would loose their cool!
So I choose 1, I don't think you'd take a chance with a closing argument consisting of "Nuh Uh"
Not going to guess since I already went, but I enjoyed all three stories!
All the stories are pretty wild, but #1 sounds too good to be true.
I totally totally believe you've got it in you to do 1 and 3. Surely those kind of moments are on the bucket list for all attorneys? Along with a "I WANT THE TRUTH!" exchange...
....and someone running into the court room last minute with that vital piece of evidence.
So by a process of elimination 2 must be the lie.
"Nuh uh"
Yeah I think I'm going with 1 as it definitely lacks the details of the other two.
Though I would like to think that this could be a winning defense speach, I just don't think it is likely..🤷
Nuh ah is your partial lie , i reckon you gave a Machiavellian reply with Nah ah at the end :)
I’m going with #2 as the lie. You just don’t feel like a fanboy to me.
And this post is a fine example of how a lawyer can tell a story. This is a tough one.
I am on my second cup of coffee. Ready for some truth?
Mine doesn’t count, but I’m guessing #1 is the lie. You don’t seem like a 2 word in professional life kind of guy. All great stories.
I am on my second cup of coffee. Ready for some truth?
Bring it on
Congrats to @MegaBob , @BigIona , and of course the OG, @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord . @MegaBob gets to go next because Ms. Discord started this.
Fantastic reads all around.
Congrats to @MegaBob , @BigIona , and of course the OG, @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord . @MegaBob gets to go next because Ms. Discord started this.
My partner is a lawyer and I now fully expect and demand he also have such a closing argument. He will not thank you for this.
Also, this is why I should never be a lawyer, because I would do things like this ALL of the time.
Congrats to @MegaBob , @BigIona , and of course the OG, @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord . @MegaBob gets to go next because Ms. Discord started this.
As a fun (at least to me) aside, for a number of years I did contract negotiations for the Department of Defense. My go-to, and single most effective negotiation tactic, silence. It is amazing how uncomfortable people are while sitting in a room with someone, staring at each other, and no words are said. I would just sit there with a notepad, write down whatever would come pouring out of their mouths, then use their own words against them.
You‘re a lawyer so it’s all LIeS !!!
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As a fun (at least to me) aside, for a number of years I did contract negotiations for the Department of Defense. My go-to, and single most effective negotiation tactic, silence. It is amazing how uncomfortable people are while sitting in a room with someone, staring at each other, and no words are said. I would just sit there with a notepad, write down whatever would come pouring out of their mouths, then use their own words against them.
Absolutely true. You must own the silence and be comfortable in it. When I have a particularly difficult witness on the stand I will often take 10 to 15 seconds to formulate the next question. That is an eternity in a crowded courtroom. I will not be hurried. I want to be precise. I have even turned to the jury and said something like "I genuinely don't know what to ask next, give me a second, this isn't as easy as I usually make it look."
Boo! Sss. Sadly, I missed out on this thread. Alas, I think I would’ve gone with 3 as throwing things in a rage sounds a bit too un @Aurelian to be believed. Great reading, thank you!
Awesome!!!
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Mom: ”I wish your little brother, Tommy, would stop listening to that song over and over again and crying.”
Aurelian: “Yeah mom. I was just reading Epimenides and think I know what I want to do with my life. It’s hard to concentrate with all that sobbing in the corner.”