Things You Can Say About Your Watch But Not Your Partner
Who's a Whose Line Is It Anyway? fan?
Anyone got anything? I'll start.
Things you can say about your watch but not your partner:
She's a vintage.
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Sherwin
I've got a god-shaped hole in my life that I'm trying to fill in futility with watches.
Manila, Philippines
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6.50” / 16.51 cm
It's a bit worn out, but still serviceable...
I like the one I’ve got but owning a few more wouldn’t hurt.
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. 😜 (Oo-er, missus, that's a bit rude!)
"Come"
"Come"
This applies more to dogs (pets) than watches, doesn't it?
This applies more to dogs (pets) than watches, doesn't it?
Wanna trade?
“I miss the small proportions of the original. Doesn’t look right in the bigger size.”
For bronze watches, "Do you smell that?"
For those with nickel allergies: "It makes me itch so bad!"
For acrylic haters: "It's not hard enough."
"It looked bigger online."
She looks better with a nice strap on.
One is never enough.
Love the way your big hands glow in the dark,what a big face,you would look better on my wrist,your 20 seconds slow,love the patina on your face,those scratches and scuffs give you character,😂🤣I could do this for days 🙄😂
That's an easy fix with a bit of Polywatch.
Too thic for me 😒
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That watch! I meant the watch babe!
Yeah I ordered it off eBay
Male or female end links?
There's some patina but overall a clean, honest example that hasn't been overly polished.
"Gone are the days when a man had just one for the whole life."
Some age better than others
"Looks best with mesh."
Strap monster
This bitch is thick as fuck
"Looks best with mesh."
Can confirm.
At least my watch is never late
“Sorry hon, you’re not in this week’s rotation”
“I don’t WANT to scratch your face, but we all know it’s going to happen anyway”
“I never get compliments about you IRL”
“Hey, I shared those pics of you at the beach with my buddies on WatchCrunch!”
Yeap, so this one’s the beater….
I can get one that looks just Iike it on AliExpress for like $65
She’s my daily beater.
Keeps perfect time.
"How long is the warranty for?"
"Does it come with a warranty?"