How about "The Beater "? One part supermarket own brand vodka, one part overstrength lager (think Kestrel or Tennants UK people ) and one part Creme de Menth (because I'm classy). Mix in a brown bottle and serve in the same but wrapped in a brown paper bag. Best drunk whilst sitting on a bench in a church yard. Its a cheeky little number that helps you understand the deeper questions, such as "where am I?" and "why can't I enjoy coherent thoughts? "
I have been pondering my own personal purchase rules since reading this edition of Bites and I have whittled it down to these; Can I afford it? Well, price is, for most of us, a major factor and for me its got to be sub £50. Is it reliable? I have learnt from WC that there are many decent budget brands around. Do your homework and purchase wisely. Finally there is the WILAT test. Will I Look A Twat. If I couldn't look at my wrist without a sense of distaste then its a fail!
Lorus or Longines.......I think you can all guess which one I'd choose!
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