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Porthole
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Through the Porthole… #3 - Fluva Geneve and Felsa Bidynator
Sounds like a Harry Potter book doesn’t it… Despite the recent Smiths lucky find, and whatever else I’ve been moaning about (Black Bay 58 I think, can...
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Porthole pushes the parameters #1…
If you are a Porthole fan (and who wouldn’t be, he’s soooo dreamy ❤) you may recall my New Years message . My desire for all of you, whatever you wear...
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The joys of vintage #408 - that’s not an Everest…
… this is an Everest. behold the Poster-boy for the Everest: the A408. This was a very, very lucky find. I paid not a lot (sub £100), which for vintag...
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Just… stop… and that’s about it from me
As we hurtle at speed towards the heat death of the universe, I always look forward to seeing what nonsense invades my inbox to pass the time until ei...
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Chronotriggered destroys watches... #10 - this time it’s personal
No intro - straight to business. #10. Let’s roll… I’ve tried to keep a level-head throughout this series. Even when I absolutely detest a watch, I’ve tried to be fair. This time, off the bat, hand on...
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The perils of vintage problem solving with Porthole #1… when the content becomes more contrived and the watch just doesn’t sit right…
Chris is mashing up series now is he? The Porthole/Chronotriggered cinematic universe is in its seventh cycle and just scraping that barrel. Well… you...
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Through the Porthole... #2 - Talis
I said I might not, but this was already half-typed in a Word document, and my love for this watch surpasses most others. I know I have a type (30mm 1...
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Problem solving with Porthole… #1 - can you spot the issues with this quartz diver?
It’s sad when a brand you like drops a clanger. Tell me how long it takes for you to spot the two major issues I have with this watch… Edit - answers...
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The Perils of Vintage #81 - or… because sometimes the Universe just hates you
Do you ever feel like you’re done? Mic-drop, up-middle-fingers, walk off stage done? Scorched Earth? You do everything right - you source a decent sel...
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Chronotriggered destroys watches… #9 - Guest editor edition with Aurelian
And the series keeps rolling on. #8 is a recent memory, and it’s around a 70/30 split in favour of the destruction of the Jacob & Co NFT. I would suggest we destroy it, but it technically doesn’t exis...
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