The Ugliest Watch of 2023
This is a Limited Edition Collaboration by William Shatner & Egard Watch Co., currently on Kickstarter.
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Rob
I've loved watches all my life, going back to the 1980s. Current watchbox: Seiko, Bulova, and Casio.
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7.87” / 20.00 cm
WTF? Beyond Ugly.
Out of the corner of my eye, JWST looks like Lisa Simpson.
1: It looks like somebody really likes the mechanics of Mr Jones Watches
2: I’m dying over the lunar textured strap. Somebody buy this so they can put it on their Speedy
Yup
Watch is weird, but the strap is very cool. I bet omega are fuming that they didnt came up with this idea first.😄
“Assembled in Switzerland” when you can’t even conform to the lose definition of “Swiss Made.”
I thought the hour hand was a cone of popcorn. Seems to be inspired by the Raketa Copernicus.
A) Yes, it's ugly.
B) Shatner change your financial advisor.
C) Yes, it's ugly.
JWST is a super cool piece of technology and this watch somehow make it look like a SpongeBob's house
There's a lot of missed opportunities there and the most glaring are:
The whole of William Shatner should have been etched under the dial, not just his signature.
The lunar strap should have a small diorama of NASA stooges faking the Apollo XI landing.
The back of the watch, which sadly isn't depicted in the original post, should have the coordinates of the reptiloid's secret moon base engraved on the back.
Lastly, why waste the dial's real estate on three separate things that needs to be explained when you can achieve the same and even surpass it with one Nicholas Cage? After all, it works on everything, including pillows.
Does seem they have their own specific view on aesthetics...
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Seems a lil pricy for a 3d printed timepiece...though the design is...special, i ll pass on this one
I like it tbh..
“….assembled in Switzerland” 👈🏻 this is the catch phrase for all daniel wellington fans out there ✌🏻
Controversial strap and I don't understand the honeycomb in the middle but otherwise I don't see a problem. I'm sure a watch with a tachymeter came out this year. Those always look awful.
This dude that owns this company was my neighbor. He was a fucking kook, and his Ads on YouTube and watches are trash. I started getting the ads probably because my phone heard me talking shit. One of the fake reviews even said “the only problem is that it makes me not want to wear my Rolex”🤣Bro what in the actual fuck? Dudes a wanna be celebrity that acts like people know who he is. Burn this shit with fire.
There's a lot of missed opportunities there and the most glaring are:
The whole of William Shatner should have been etched under the dial, not just his signature.
The lunar strap should have a small diorama of NASA stooges faking the Apollo XI landing.
The back of the watch, which sadly isn't depicted in the original post, should have the coordinates of the reptiloid's secret moon base engraved on the back.
Lastly, why waste the dial's real estate on three separate things that needs to be explained when you can achieve the same and even surpass it with one Nicholas Cage? After all, it works on everything, including pillows.
😂That is horrifying by all measure but, I CANT STOP LOOKING AT HIM!!
😂That is horrifying by all measure but, I CANT STOP LOOKING AT HIM!!
The power of the Cage compels you!
Controversial strap and I don't understand the honeycomb in the middle but otherwise I don't see a problem. I'm sure a watch with a tachymeter came out this year. Those always look awful.
I'm pretty sure it's not a honeycomb. I'm still undecided whether it's a potato smasher or one of the Simpsons.
Its not ugly at all,,, ive seen a lot "worse" .
But opinions are like assholes, weve all got one
Great example,,ive just scrolled down and seen an absolute horrendous watch 😂😂 but someone loves it 👌👌