Two truths and a lie, Episode 7? 8?

UnholiestJedi
Thank you to @street.credor for realizing I was correct. I'm doing no pics, cuz I would spend WAAAAY too much time picking the perfect pics. Fact # 1: I am missing all or part of 3 OEM body parts. Fact # 2: After I lost 2 of the three body parts, I was offered the chance to be in a porn flick. Fact # 3: My first time on an airplane was at 43 years old. Let the guessing begin! ALL are welcome to guess. My winner will be the one with the correct guess and wildest/funniest reasoning behind the guess. I will close responses at 10pm EST and then make a decision.
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UnholiestJedi
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Jimmer
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#3 is the lie.

BigIona
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You are not 43 yet so how could #3 be true?!?!

Aurelian
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#2, why not?

bigwrist415
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It seems like #1 and #2 are inter dependent;  the truth of #1; supports the truth of #2; however, what weird porn circles does he travel in that somebody would want to film his missing body parts?   Is that really a turn on ?  Just cause he's rocking that pornstache - doesn't make one a a pornstar 😂 #3 is too outlandish to be the lie.  I think he's more clever than that. 

#2 be the lie.  missing body part: I'm guessing finger and appendix -

valleykilmers
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Those sunglasses tell me you’ve been flying since age 11

Fieldwalker
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I jumped into bed with number 2 being the fib. 
😉

I think number 1 is a pre req for number 2 being possible, so I think 1 must be ok or you couldn’t have #2.  Philosophy 101 me 👨‍🎓

#3 -  not being in a plane isn’t super uncommon, my wife’s dad didn’t fly till he was 60 something 

Also 2 is the fib since we all wish we were in pornos , but nobody is. 😜

UnholiestJedi
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Well, here we go. 

  • When I was 15, I had appendicitis, it ruptured, I nearly died and during the repair, and with the infection, lost a good chunk of my small intestine. The infection was so pervasive that the surgeon had to make a 12in vertical incision in my stomach, which was left open to facilitate hourly irrigation. They glued tabs in either side of the wound and used rolled lengths of gauze as laces & tied me up like a shoe. Because if that, the scar developed a hernia and eventually it was repaired with my belly button being sacrificed. 10 years later, my gall bladder was removed. 
  • While working at McD's in my early 20's, we employed a guy named Geno, a NY transplant who taught me how to bowl and he offered to hook me up with a porn producer. 
  • I didn't take my first plane trip until age 46, not 43. Anywhere I traveled to that point, I could drive to cheaper. 

So @Jimmer r, you're up!

Whitesalmon
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Sorry I'm not participating right now at a family Christmas party... keep me posted! 

Sooo did Geno ever get you an audition for the movie "Dirty Jedi Does Dantooine."

@UnholiestJedi 

DeeperBlue
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Another one I missed overnight!

I would have definitely gone with 3 because I've seen those movies you've made.

Darkoverlord
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Crazy how many true great stories life just throws our way.  I had guessed number 1 before realizing that you had already reveled.