Disappointment... In Myself

Wanted Vostok

Found Vostok

Bought Ukraine Vostok

3 weeks early delivery Vostok

Ruined lug on Vostok

Oh no, Vostok!

It's OK, inexpensive Vostok

Went to set Vostok

Wound Vostok

Ticking Vostok

Date changed Vostok

Vostok date changed me

Forgive seller of Vostok

Hryvnia went where needed, Vostok

Job complete, Vostok

Retired now, Vostok

Surgery soon, Vostok

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Ooouch!!! Looks like a car accident Vostok. Guess I had the impression of harsh winters and gulag survival with Vostok the indestructible

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WTH?  

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Ahh retire it, Vostok. and up grade, Vostok.

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ChadDipps

Ahh retire it, Vostok. and up grade, Vostok.

Cadaver Vostok

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Oh, just microweld that lug. Or more realistically, micoJBweld. It may take repeated applications. Normally I'd make a joke about a type of strap that supposedly deals well with sping bar failures, but I feel that would be in poor taste here.

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PoorMansRolex

Oh, just microweld that lug. Or more realistically, micoJBweld. It may take repeated applications. Normally I'd make a joke about a type of strap that supposedly deals well with sping bar failures, but I feel that would be in poor taste here.

Go for it. I can laugh at my self.

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Oh goodness...

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Maybe a Pocket Watch Oh! Vostok…

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Vostock, no tick tock?

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In west, phone tell time like watch. In mother Russia, Vostok watches you from drawer. 

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Buy a new Vostok?

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Crownboy57

Buy a new Vostok?

That’s what I did a couple weeks ago, made and imported just before the war

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Chunghauphoto

Vostock, no tick tock?

Tick tock goes Vostok.

Date same every day on Vostok

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Vostok date changed me

This line got me good, haha.

Bezel turn on vostock?

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unseenhero

Vostok date changed me

This line got me good, haha.

Bezel turn on vostock?

Spins is a better description. LOL

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Ichibunz

Maybe a Pocket Watch Oh! Vostok…

Turn into military medal, Vostok

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Me reading this post and looking at the pictures....

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Tank roll on Vostok........nyet. 

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Vostok strong, strong like bull!!  NOT.

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Your post made my day, good sir! 🤣

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ManthraMaximus

Your post made my day, good sir! 🤣

Happy to know I have brightened someone's day! It helps brighten mine!

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It would seem our Russian friends mechanical/technical designs are much more obsolete and out dated then what we had previously assumed. I always held their technological prowess in high regard but alas, twas all in vain. Turns out they're full of shit.

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Vostok blyat! 

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It is an ex-Vostok. It has expired. 

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Not possible! Everyone says it’s built like a tank!

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with our Ukraine family thats how all the conversations go. They hear english but think in Ukrainian and have to translate back to english to say it. more than 3 word sentences really throw them.

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I recently bought 2 of these Vostok watches. A tank one and an officer one. I was told that they were a good investment. Worst watches I have ever owned. They are hard to wind because of the janky stem, hard to set the date, and they may stay on time. The officer model will stay on time or end up being 20 minutes fast. I guess it depends on how the watch feels for the day. I won't be buying anymore. 

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Shbamn50

I recently bought 2 of these Vostok watches. A tank one and an officer one. I was told that they were a good investment. Worst watches I have ever owned. They are hard to wind because of the janky stem, hard to set the date, and they may stay on time. The officer model will stay on time or end up being 20 minutes fast. I guess it depends on how the watch feels for the day. I won't be buying anymore. 

Did you buy vintage or new?

Mine is obviously vintage and cost me ~3 lunches, something I can miss a few of. It's fine for what I paid. 

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UnholiestJedi

Did you buy vintage or new?

Mine is obviously vintage and cost me ~3 lunches, something I can miss a few of. It's fine for what I paid. 

They are vintage ones 

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