So there I was, throwing shade at a Rolex on a leather leash, while my own spotlight shines on an Oris 65, a watch thatโs more at home in a cafรฉ than the deep sea. At least the Oris wears its identity crisis on its sleeveโor should I say, its strap? As for the Submariner, strapping it to leather is like giving a shark a top hat. Elegantly horrid. Letโs raise our mismatched watches in a toast to the beautifully confused statements we make, proving fashionโs greatest accessory is indeed, irony.
Slapping a brown leather strap on a Rolex Submariner? Bold move! Itโs like deciding to wear socks with sandals to a fashion weekโunorthodox, yet undeniably a statement. The Submariner, a watch thatโs traditionally seen lurking in the murky depths of offices or sitting pretty on the wrists of those whoโve never seen a splash of water, now sports the ultimate accessory of rebellion. That brown leather strap doesnโt just say, โIโm different,โ it screams, โIโm a trailblazer on the path of questionable choices.โ Itโs an homage to the age-old tradition of taking something perfectly functional and adding a personal touch that makes watch purists wince. This, folks, is haute horology meets garage sale chic, a combination as rare as it is, well, visually challenging. Bravo for daring to be different, but maybe let's keep the dive watches and leather straps in separate corners of the playground.
Hands borrowed from a Grand Seiko SBGE285, lugs lifted straight off an Omega, a bezel thatโs a dead ringer for a Rolex Explorer II, and the color of a dog turd that has survived the winter; because, honestly, whatโs the point of originality anymore?
Your comment? Spot on. Hopping on your bike, leaving the too-heavy Oris at home, is real talk. Itโs about the vibe we think weโre giving off versus how weโre actually seen. Aiming for โeco-conscious bike lover,โ but to everyone else, youโre โthat annoying cyclist zigzagging through traffic like itโs a personal obstacle course.โ And the Oris? Turns out, using it to signal anything is like yelling into a voidโno oneโs really listening, and those who might glance your way are too puzzled to care. As for the Tudor craze, itโs like everyone suddenly found their cause, making a mountain out of a molehill of watch preference. Keep riding, though. In the end, the only signal that really matters is the one youโre sending to yourself, even if itโs getting drowned out by the roar of traffic.
Wait, so youโre telling me you donโt require the approval of complete strangers on the internet to validate your self-worth? Preposterous! How utterly unconventional!
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