Geneva Psycho
IWC AQUATIMER: But wait. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
He gracefully unveils his own masterpiece.
IWC AQUATIMER: 1000 meter water resistance, deep ocean blue…
LONGINES LEGEND DIVER (choking with admiration): Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Maurice Lacroix Pontos S Diver’s piece.
IWC Aquatimer presents the watch: “MAURICE LACROIX PONTOS S DIVER, UNDER THE SEA, TIMELESS ADVENTURES.” Longines Legend Diver is left speechless, the room’s chatter fading into a pulsing silence as it admires the watch.
LONGINES LEGEND DIVER (Voiceover): Look at that subtle matte finish, the robust elegance of it. Oh my God, it even has applied logo…
Time aficionado by day, horological satirist by night. I've got a penchant for timepieces that tick louder than a bomb and shine brighter than my future. I consider the Invicta Pro Diver the pinnacle...
What the hell did I just read?
Something wrong, Patrick?
Best you don't let your Pontos go to a restaurant with the IWC Aquatimer.
AI has finally gone too far!
Something wrong, Patrick?
Immediately my thought as well!
Immediately my thought as well!
Didn't expect a Dorsiaposting on the crunch tbh