Time aficionado by day, horological satirist by night. I've got a penchant for timepieces that tick louder than a bomb and shine brighter than my future. I consider the Invicta Pro Diver the pinnacle of haute horlogerie and believe every watch tells a story – usually, "I spent too much on this." My wrist game is so strong, it's not just a fashion statement; it's a cry for help. Remember, buying expensive things is not considered a hobby.