Racing to beat my wife to the UPS, FedEx, USPS, and Amazon delivery, a re occurring event in my life. Not that she would be upset, it just triggers a Newtonian equal and opposite reaction. I spend "X", she spends "X". So a simple watch purchase can cost me twice!
There is nothing basic about it. I do not own one or plan to, but it is one of the most iconic watches - end of story. Trigger warning, for what? Your misogynistic slang?