Dad Watch Joke

I have two dogs, one named Rolex and the other Timex.

They are both watch dogs.

Reply

Dad jokes time??? Now, now, now. Let it rip.馃榾

My dog has 16 personalities.

It's a Sybil Shepherd.

Image

And they have ticks.

Image

You need to wear them both.

Are they service dogs?

I kind of feel sorry for Timex. Runt of the litter I assume?.

Image

I鈥檓 off to see a man about a dog鈥

How can you tell when a time-traveller is really hungry?

He goes back four seconds

Image

What do you call a song about a tortilla?

A wrap馃槈