Dad Watch Joke

I have two dogs, one named Rolex and the other Timex.

They are both watch dogs.


Dad jokes time??? Now, now, now. Let it rip.馃榾

My dog has 16 personalities.

It's a Sybil Shepherd.


And they have ticks.


You need to wear them both.

Are they service dogs?

I kind of feel sorry for Timex. Runt of the litter I assume?.


I鈥檓 off to see a man about a dog鈥

How can you tell when a time-traveller is really hungry?

He goes back four seconds


What do you call a song about a tortilla?

A wrap馃槈