Dad Watch Joke

I have two dogs, one named Rolex and the other Timex.

They are both watch dogs.

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Dad jokes time??? Now, now, now. Let it rip.😀

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My dog has 16 personalities.

It's a Sybil Shepherd.

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And they have ticks.

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You need to wear them both.

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Are they service dogs?

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I kind of feel sorry for Timex. Runt of the litter I assume?.

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I’m off to see a man about a dog…

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How can you tell when a time-traveller is really hungry?

He goes back four seconds

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What do you call a song about a tortilla?

A wrap😉

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I once made an entire belt by connecting a bunch of F91W’s. It was a complete waist of time!

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Hehehe this joke has been around... Image

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