Watch adverts

The biggest watch companies must spend a substantial amount of their budget on advertising, many times with great success. However, there are times that it has just been way off the mark.

I did post these pictures on another thread but there was a bar fight over there and WC decided to burn the place down to hide the bodies. Since I spent so long cutting out these damn pictures I'm sure was hell gonna post 'em ๐Ÿ˜† plus I think it's funny to see these and think that some CEO at IWC was like "Yep. That advert perfectly represents our values to the world".ย 

The watch industry has obviously changed a fair deal over the years, but some of these ads aren't even that old:

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(I have to admit I did chuckle at that one)

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...and my personal favourite, the watch brand trying to appeal to the niche market of watch loving lady killers....

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Breitling also ran a series of very 'male focused' ads. I kept waiting for some kind of comedy moment at the end of it to make it make sense... but nope...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PgDMJp8aNc&feature=youtu.be

I bet at the time these adverts came out they actually worked, in the sense of getting people talking about the brand.

Anyone else seen any brilliant, clever or terrible watch adverts adverts?ย 

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๐Ÿคฏ must be a UK only ads havenโ€™t seen ads like that here in US โ€ฆ I have 4 girls and work with mostly women that I highly respect these ads are just utterly ridiculous off courseโ€ฆ

but weirdly I want an IWCโ€ฆ

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So

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CRINGE!

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That is some sh*t. ย Wow.

NGL, I laughed at the IWC one about the Stewardesses, though.

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Terrible. Just terrible.ย 

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Probably @celinesimon ย can dig some stuff up if she hasnโ€™t get rid of her National Geograhics yet.

I wonder how the PR guys at Mariner where thinking. Not even Don Draper could go through that storyboard without flicking his eyes.

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Not gonna lie that stewardesses ad makes me want an IWC

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You want cringe ads??? ย Here ya go!

Luxury Watches: David Beckham is The Newest Tudor's Ambassador
TUDOR Lady Gaga WRISTWATCH Watch BORN TO DARE store PROMO Advertisement |  eBay

My reaction when I first saw these:

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Reminds me of this...

https://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w

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Reminds me of a joke advert from the movie โ€œCrazy Peopleโ€

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Advert actually on the MARK :)

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Porthole

Terrible. Just terrible.ย 

In your Charles Barkley voice?

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Ichibunz

๐Ÿคฏ must be a UK only ads havenโ€™t seen ads like that here in US โ€ฆ I have 4 girls and work with mostly women that I highly respect these ads are just utterly ridiculous off courseโ€ฆ

but weirdly I want an IWCโ€ฆ

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...and I hate to admit, that I would be quite jealous of that Seiko ๐Ÿ˜†

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UnholiestJedi

So

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CRINGE!

I think the Breitling one is the worst to me. I just expected Mr. Bean to pop up at some point ๐Ÿ˜‚

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YourIntruder

Probably @celinesimon ย can dig some stuff up if she hasnโ€™t get rid of her National Geograhics yet.

I wonder how the PR guys at Mariner where thinking. Not even Don Draper could go through that storyboard without flicking his eyes.

๐Ÿ˜† Yeah, I'd like to think he wouldn't appove

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Scooby

Not gonna lie that stewardesses ad makes me want an IWC

Because you want to be a Stewardess who keeps his IWC on his bedside table? ๐Ÿ˜

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I just asked my wife, in the sexiest voice I could come up with "you wanna see my Seiko chronograph?'.

I got a crazy look, and a "no".
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This one I think is for those men, who are looking for stewards, and not stewardesses. It says so right there in the fine print.

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TimexBadger

Holy Crap!! ย My social worker, activist, lesbian daughter would have a fit if she saw these. ย  I showed her some videos from the 50s on Youtube entitled how woman should prepare for their man's arrival from home. ย lol. ย A totally different world, which is good in that respect. ย On a side note, it looks like The Mariner Brand was selling to Serial Killers.

It should make her happy, and proud. It shows that all the hard work, her, and all the activists before her have put into their respective movements, has paid off.

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Also, while it's probably only 5% of the problem, this has been done to men as well.

Here is probably the rule book Amber Heard used in her marriage. Nothing like some fun domestic violence.

(109) Oikos Greek Yogurt SuperBowl XLVI 2012 Commercial - "The Tease" - YouTube

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Jeremy

Also, while it's probably only 5% of the problem, this has been done to men as well.

Here is probably the rule book Amber Heard used in her marriage. Nothing like some fun domestic violence.

(109) Oikos Greek Yogurt SuperBowl XLVI 2012 Commercial - "The Tease" - YouTube

Wow. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed in that one??๐Ÿ˜ณ

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What about this one? It seems rather recent.ย 

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hbein2022

What about this one? It seems rather recent.ย 

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Beautiful women in advertising will be a thing until the end of time. I think this is just a play on "lucky dog" and nothing else. I guess you could take the ad as promoting peeping on women, but I think that might be a stretch.

With that being said, this is an ad that I would have expected to get shot down, as it is borderline.

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DeeperBlue

I have to admit though, Dr. Strange is my favourite and I want his watch. And his watch draw ๐Ÿ˜https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kf6xa2mkBk

Um, what exactly is the point of the horizontal watch winders? They don't wind the watch.

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wilfried

Um, what exactly is the point of the horizontal watch winders? They don't wind the watch.

I presume they would only have to be slightly off horizontal to function? ๐Ÿคท

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Jeremy

Beautiful women in advertising will be a thing until the end of time. I think this is just a play on "lucky dog" and nothing else. I guess you could take the ad as promoting peeping on women, but I think that might be a stretch.

With that being said, this is an ad that I would have expected to get shot down, as it is borderline.

It does kind of walk the line. I would say it comes close to referencing 'upskirting' which you can get 2 years in prison for in the UK.

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DeeperBlue

It does kind of walk the line. I would say it comes close to referencing 'upskirting' which you can get 2 years in prison for in the UK.

I mean I guess you could take it that way, but in my eyes, the ad is not promoting upskirting. The other ads here, are overtly saying women are complex. always late, and will sleep with you for your watch.

This one requires you to take a bit of a leap to say that's what they are glorifying.

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DeeperBlue

I think the Breitling one is the worst to me. I just expected Mr. Bean to pop up at some point ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeah the stewardess & complex IWC ads are clever & elicit a laugh at least. The Breitling is just a mess from top to bottom.ย 

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Man a lot of ads from those days really didn't age well.

Tbh though celebrity ads never really worked with me. ย I'm not the type to attach my identity to some other person just because they are famous.

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Just come across this one. Maybe Im just a bit immatureย 

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So I found this...

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which is about a watch but not really inappropriate. ย So in the spirit of things, I also found this...

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Now maybe somebody can come up with a way to combine them?