UncertainTimes
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Time aficionado by day, horological satirist by night. I've got a penchant for timepieces that tick louder than a bomb and shine brighter than my future. I consider the Invicta Pro Diver the pinnacle of haute horlogerie and believe every watch tells a story – usually, "I spent too much on this." My wrist game is so strong, it's not just a fashion statement; it's a cry for help. Remember, buying expensive things is not considered a hobby.
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Oslo, Norway
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Geneva Psycho
IWC AQUATIMER: But wait. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. He gracefully unveils his own masterpiece. IWC AQUATIMER: 1000 meter water resistance, deep ocean...
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Moving the goalpost one watch at a time
So you bought yourself a the new Certina GMT, huh? A nice piece, no doubt. Flyer gmt, Rootbeer esthetics, 80hour power reserve, It’s got that Swiss ch...
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Calling fellow Granola-bitches and Beta-sprayers
So, I wrapped my wrist with an Oris Diver 65, a 36mm testament to my self-deluded uniqueness. Bronze bezel? Check. Leather strap on a dive watch? A bo...
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Do you even EDC?
In the colourful circus of the internet, the "Every Day Carry" (EDC) aficionados shine like a beacon of absurdity, guiding us through the fog of pract...
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Just buy a F91W, you nerds!
Feast your eyes on my Victorinox INOX, a watch that's not just an accessory but a testament to my rugged adventures. It's been my faithful companion t...
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A chinese watch, assembled in Europe! (No, not the PRX)
Behold the Baltic Hermétique Tourer: the watch that boldly declares 'I'm ruggedly adventurous', yet makes you weep at the sight of the first scratch f...
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