What should I buy next? ๐Ÿ˜‚

My very generous in-laws decided they wanted to contribute to my youngest daughter's tuition/registration balance for next year, so they gifted us a check. I thought I would play a nice joke on my wife when she wasn't looking.

She laughed, rolled her eyes, then promptly crumpled up my post-it. ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜‚

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All the watches ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘

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๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ

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The only correct answer is, โ€œYes, dear.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Now hide the check and present a "new" watch.

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Pallet_Fork

Now hide the check and present a "new" watch.

She already took it with her to work. Must not have trusted me. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I suggest you sayโ€ฆ..

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โ€ฆand then run to your AD.

It might end up like this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป but it will worth it, or maybe not ? ๐Ÿค”

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So she didn't actually say no? ๐Ÿค”

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I say go full Flava Flav.

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NewbombTurk

She already took it with her to work. Must not have trusted me. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hmmm, can't imagine why... Lol

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At least she didn't burn the post-it

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oddsocks

I say go full Flava Flav.

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I do have a cuckoo clock that needs work. Maybe I can sink the money into that, and wear it around my neck?

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UnholiestJedi

Hmmm, can't imagine why... Lol

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Hush! I got this for a steal! She would be proud of me if I told her how little I spent. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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UnholiestJedi

At least she didn't burn the post-it

Are you saying I should dig it out of the trash, iron it, hang it on the fridge, and order the next watch on my list? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???!!!??? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

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NewbombTurk

I do have a cuckoo clock that needs work. Maybe I can sink the money into that, and wear it around my neck?

Definitely. You could bedazzle it if it needs more flair. ๐Ÿคฃ

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oddsocks

Definitely. You could bedazzle it if it needs more flair. ๐Ÿคฃ

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CliveBarker1967

So she didn't actually say no? ๐Ÿค”

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watchguard77

I suggest you sayโ€ฆ..

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โ€ฆand then run to your AD.

It might end up like this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป but it will worth it, or maybe not ? ๐Ÿค”

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It would be more like this.

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NewbombTurk

Are you saying I should dig it out of the trash, iron it, hang it on the fridge, and order the next watch on my list? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING???!!!??? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

If that's what you read, may I suggest

... https://youtu.be/mVfPGGFWK4M?si=XoBzF1lqWU2oh_qh

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Why have an education when you could buy watches? Basic economics people

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crozza

Why have an education when you could buy watches? Basic economics people

"I'm sorry honey, but you're going to have to start going to public school."

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Very funny joke ๐Ÿ˜‚...... unless she let's you put it in the watch fund๐Ÿ˜

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In_awe

Very funny joke ๐Ÿ˜‚...... unless she let's you put it in the watch fund๐Ÿ˜

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Wishful thinking, but not gonna happen. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Good one.. but you're a braver man than me Lawrence ๐Ÿคฃ

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Pallet_Fork

Now hide the check and present a "new" watch.

That's how you get stabbed. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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My father has asked what I will do with my inheritance, which will be substantial. Not "can quit work" substantial but enough to secure our retirement. *Dad is 91 and talks of these things often.

Told him I planned to invest it. He said, I figured you would buy a watch. Told him that if I spent that much on a watch, I would be the divorced owner of a massively expensive watch.

I may be stupid but I'm not that stupid. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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biglove

My father has asked what I will do with my inheritance, which will be substantial. Not "can quit work" substantial but enough to secure our retirement. *Dad is 91 and talks of these things often.

Told him I planned to invest it. He said, I figured you would buy a watch. Told him that if I spent that much on a watch, I would be the divorced owner of a massively expensive watch.

I may be stupid but I'm not that stupid. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Good thinking! ๐Ÿ˜‚