File Your Lawsuit!
Hello all, I am in the One Watch Challenge.
Recently, Mr @Porthole challenged me to “create a girdle (or belt), to be worn, out of your watches.”
(In this picture, Hercules is clearly wearing a JLC Polaris)
(The woman is wearing a phoney Panerai)
See below link for the Girdle Challenge:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Porthole/posts/1wc-herculean-challenge-porthole-to-serve-first-40488
However, I also need to follow the basic rules of #1wc . I cannot wear another watch. I cannot change the strap/bracelet of the watch.
After a long thought, I decided to make this belt/girdle:
And I decided to put this on a dog
We went for a walk outside.
Call it animal cruelty.. I DON’T CARE... File your lawsuit!!!!!
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PART 2:
Next challenge: Threatening lawsuit for the dog.
Dear @JBird7986 ,
This new challenge is inspired by the 12th labor of Hercules. Where he had to capture Cerberus.
(In this picture, Hercules changed his watch to Zelos)
(Hercules also changed his career to Caveman)
You are not Hercules though. You’re a lawyer. Your challenge is to write a letter of intent to sue. You need to come up with accusations for the dog owner above in the picture (from the Girdle Challenge). Your goal (for the letter) is to take custody of this dog.
Asterisk: You need to somehow mention your Zelos Mako Frost GMT in this letter. Be creative. Failure to do so will result an Asterisk.
Name of Dog: Fluffy McNicholson
Name of Dog owner: Legolas Middle-Earth AngelFireJolie
Address: Basement, 371 SantaBanished Street, North Pole, Canada. Postal Code: H0H 0H0
Address of Veterinarian: Uncontacted Tribesmen, -6.704983°, -72.758681°, State of Amazonas, Brazil. Postal Code: 69000-011
P.S: Don’t make it too long. I don't want to read 5 pages, I also don’t want to pay lawyer fees.
2nd P.S: Don’t use real names or addresses in the letter.
To complete the challenge, you can create a new post, or you can reply to this post. All up to you.
The time is 7:35 AM EST (Miami Time) on June 22nd. You have 48 hours to complete this task. Enjoy
Yours Truly,
The dog owner
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Note for @Aurelian : My challenge has been sent
Anyone else want to try this challenge?
Feel free to write your own version of the letter in the comments section.
Participants will get a participation badge in .gif form. Sent electronically via a message on WatchCrunch.com. Disclaimer: May come in the form of a meme.
Proffessional MMA Wristler. (Not Wrestler) (MMA stands for Meet Me Again)
Dang you guys are going bananas!! Wear another watch!!
That looks expensively dangerous
That looks expensively dangerous
Don’t try this at home.
(Photo taken in a backyard)
That looks expensively dangerous
Btw, is that a tae kwon do belt?
Btw, is that a tae kwon do belt?
Yes it is.
I would request adjudication from @Aurelian, to see if the above girdle satisfies that aspect of the brief and whether this constitutes a pass. Otherwise, I enjoyed this one.
I think it was a top effort and a good enough girdle.
Guilty. You can keep the dog and the badge.
I would request adjudication from @Aurelian, to see if the above girdle satisfies that aspect of the brief and whether this constitutes a pass. Otherwise, I enjoyed this one.
@Aurelian this gridle satisfies his rule.
The watch pillows weight far less than the watches themselves.
I think it was a top effort and a good enough girdle.
Thanks
I cannot begin to describe my delight at no longer being a part of the seemingly inexorable descent into madness that 1WC has become. I fear minds may be irretrievably lost.
Also me:
That last photo of your dog 🤣😂🤣he’s looking at the camera like “do I look as much of a bad ass as I feel?” Good dog.
That last photo of your dog 🤣😂🤣he’s looking at the camera like “do I look as much of a bad ass as I feel?” Good dog.
I cannot begin to describe my delight at no longer being a part of the seemingly inexorable descent into madness that 1WC has become. I fear minds may be irretrievably lost.
wow! 🤯 well played!
I feel like before the end of 1wc I'll need to buy a dog/ fly around the world / run from police/ change my identity ... the 1wc mayhem continues unabated.
This was great. 😂 I think @Aurelian will give up soon.
This was great. 😂 I think @Aurelian will give up soon.
Yeah if it keeps up. I will magically split into 9 different characters. And it will be impossible to keep track.
Yeah if it keeps up. I will magically split into 9 different characters. And it will be impossible to keep track.
How did you get my picture? 😂
Hilarious.
@JBird7986’s response has been accepted.
@Aurelian
See link:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/JBird7986/posts/this-1wc-challenge-has-been-the-apple-of-my-eye-40732
Jbird7986 lawyer with amazing letter
BadgeHoarder that girdle is good
Porthole hes past champ but he voted
Bayl61 Always first on wruw
Fieldwalker got amazing wruw
Accutron The most asteriks
#1wc
Jenny!! That's MY dog!!!
I once made a belt out of Casios on nato straps. It was a waist of time. 😉
BA DOP BOP PEESSSHHH!!!
This was obviously put here by someone with too way much time on his hands. And his belt. And his dog. But we like it, we like it!