Here's how I handle this. I bought a:
So now I have X, Y, and Z.
This watch is starting to make its way into the reply section of every post. I have no problem with that.
Sharp sharp sharp especially the white dial quartz.
They will wear them with pride.
I have the Seiko SGEH49P2. It has a SARB family resemblance. Bigger, bolder, and more accurate (7N42 quartz movement). You have to look, but you still see them for $95-$150.
There's lots of old school Seiko 5s and most of them (Exhibit A) look great.
Don't know if you are or not, but "turtley" is now an official word.