Things I like: Warm Socks, Cold Cookies and Watches of all types, shapes, makes and sizes. However I do have a soft spot for watches from the 60's-70's Things I'm not fond of: Wet Socks, No Cookies an...
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@Max @DeeperBlue
'Why pocket and crotch shots will be the future of watch photography!' ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
That has got to be the best title for an article.
Me, who likes to take pocket shots:
Suggested title for an article โHomages and Apple Watches are ok, You are tooโ
Tell me it's fake
Subtitle for photography article: โSo many crotches, so little timeโ.
Bound to get lots of attention ๐คฃ
Subtitle for photography article: โSo many crotches, so little timeโ.
Bound to get lots of attention ๐คฃ
With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐
@TheSharperTheBetter will definitely have something definitive to say about the dreaded crotch shots.
With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐
That's when a Panerai could come in handy! ๐
Suggested title for an article โHomages and Apple Watches are ok, You are tooโ
This is what happens when Bites goes away๐คฃ
With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐
People lets keep the watches above waist!๐คฃ
'Why pocket and crotch shots will be the future of watch photography!' ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
That has got to be the best title for an article.
Max is notorious for going low๐คฃ
Max is notorious for going low๐คฃ
https://youtu.be/U2waT9TxPU0?si=SlwdrYr5fqWCXY0C
Nuff said.
Nothing like wearing a beautiful watch on a crotch ๐!
Do they meanโฆ.crotch shots?
Heres a limmerick for those random quote type pages they have in magazines:
In the world of watch enthusiasts so keen,
A wrist watch crotch shot was seen,
With details so fine,
It made hearts align,
A limmerick to capture the scene!
Perfect!๐
Sign me up, I'll help ghost write the "how Rolex is ruining the hommage industry" article.
This would be Hilarious!๐
Is the magazine taking on some ads ?
If so:
I would like a full page of
โBunz Watchezโ
The Ultimate Sexy Watch - Eat that Spaghetti Scametti!!
I would like to see the full pageโฆspread ๐คฃ
Sign me up, I'll help ghost write the "how Rolex is ruining the hommage industry" article.
Or how men in red dresses are ruining peopleโs visions ๐คฃ๐๐ฆ
Centre spread on Pagani designs new range of non hommage watches under the catchy title of "You've seen em before, but not like this"
Weโll have you begging for more ๐คฃ
Oh man just google searched it and that 'A' website is sketchier than Russian pirate bike racing feeds. Nope nope nope.
If he is, there is no mention of it on the main page, but I wasn't going to dig around on that site!
"Is my wrist too fat? Yes! Shake-weight is back!"
"Small watch pressure, illicit 45mm love"
"Is it another new watch!? Finessing that answer with an expert's advice!"
Sooooo many great articles in this mag.
Is 200m enough for a dive watch?
Heres a limmerick for those random quote type pages they have in magazines:
In the world of watch enthusiasts so keen,
A wrist watch crotch shot was seen,
With details so fine,
It made hearts align,
A limmerick to capture the scene!
Was that ChatGPT or Bard? ๐คฃ
Was that ChatGPT or Bard? ๐คฃ
ChatGPT
ChatGPT
Is 200m enough for a dive watch?
200m? of course it's not ok! I'd not wash my hands with it on!
"1000m WR - safe to swim with?"
...is a more pertinent article ๐
200m? of course it's not ok! I'd not wash my hands with it on!
"1000m WR - safe to swim with?"
...is a more pertinent article ๐
โFix the economy with quartzโ. Didnโt we already suffer through that crisisโฆ?
๐
โFix the economy with quartzโ. Didnโt we already suffer through that crisisโฆ?
๐
Ah.... technology provides yet we seek the primitive๐
Congratulations!