New Watch Publication Alert

Has anyone heard about this new watch magazine? Max is featured in the inaugural issue.๐Ÿ˜€

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'Why pocket and crotch shots will be the future of watch photography!' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

That has got to be the best title for an article.

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Me, who likes to take pocket shots:

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Suggested title for an article โ€œHomages and Apple Watches are ok, You are tooโ€

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Tell me it's fake

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Subtitle for photography article: โ€œSo many crotches, so little timeโ€.

Bound to get lots of attention ๐Ÿคฃ

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Chubbs

Subtitle for photography article: โ€œSo many crotches, so little timeโ€.

Bound to get lots of attention ๐Ÿคฃ

With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐Ÿ˜

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@TheSharperTheBetter will definitely have something definitive to say about the dreaded crotch shots. Image

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TalkingDugong

With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐Ÿ˜

That's when a Panerai could come in handy! ๐Ÿ˜

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SpecKTator

Suggested title for an article โ€œHomages and Apple Watches are ok, You are tooโ€

This is what happens when Bites goes away๐Ÿคฃ

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TalkingDugong

With the opening line of, "Are you happy to see me or is that a watch in your pocket?" to set the tone. ๐Ÿ˜

People lets keep the watches above waist!๐Ÿคฃ

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TalkingDugong

'Why pocket and crotch shots will be the future of watch photography!' ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

That has got to be the best title for an article.

Max is notorious for going low๐Ÿคฃ

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Whitesalmon

Max is notorious for going low๐Ÿคฃ

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Nothing like wearing a beautiful watch on a crotch ๐Ÿš€!

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Do they meanโ€ฆ.crotch shots?

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solidyetti

Heres a limmerick for those random quote type pages they have in magazines:

In the world of watch enthusiasts so keen,

A wrist watch crotch shot was seen,

With details so fine,

It made hearts align,

A limmerick to capture the scene!

Perfect!๐Ÿ™

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Stricko

Sign me up, I'll help ghost write the "how Rolex is ruining the hommage industry" article.

This would be Hilarious!๐Ÿ˜

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Ichibunz

Is the magazine taking on some ads ?

If so:

I would like a full page of

โ€œBunz Watchezโ€

The Ultimate Sexy Watch - Eat that Spaghetti Scametti!!

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I would like to see the full pageโ€ฆspread ๐Ÿคฃ

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Stricko

Sign me up, I'll help ghost write the "how Rolex is ruining the hommage industry" article.

Or how men in red dresses are ruining peopleโ€™s visions ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ„

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Stricko

Centre spread on Pagani designs new range of non hommage watches under the catchy title of "You've seen em before, but not like this"

Weโ€™ll have you begging for more ๐Ÿคฃ

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Fieldwalker

Oh man just google searched it and that 'A' website is sketchier than Russian pirate bike racing feeds. Nope nope nope.

If he is, there is no mention of it on the main page, but I wasn't going to dig around on that site!

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Fieldwalker

"Is my wrist too fat? Yes! Shake-weight is back!"

"Small watch pressure, illicit 45mm love"

"Is it another new watch!? Finessing that answer with an expert's advice!"

Sooooo many great articles in this mag.

Is 200m enough for a dive watch?

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solidyetti

Heres a limmerick for those random quote type pages they have in magazines:

In the world of watch enthusiasts so keen,

A wrist watch crotch shot was seen,

With details so fine,

It made hearts align,

A limmerick to capture the scene!

Was that ChatGPT or Bard? ๐Ÿคฃ

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SpecKTator

Was that ChatGPT or Bard? ๐Ÿคฃ

ChatGPT

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solidyetti

ChatGPT

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SpecKTator

Is 200m enough for a dive watch?

200m? of course it's not ok! I'd not wash my hands with it on!

"1000m WR - safe to swim with?"

...is a more pertinent article ๐Ÿ‘

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Fieldwalker

200m? of course it's not ok! I'd not wash my hands with it on!

"1000m WR - safe to swim with?"

...is a more pertinent article ๐Ÿ‘

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โ€œFix the economy with quartzโ€. Didnโ€™t we already suffer through that crisisโ€ฆ?

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Darkoverlord

โ€œFix the economy with quartzโ€. Didnโ€™t we already suffer through that crisisโ€ฆ?

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Ah.... technology provides yet we seek the primitive๐Ÿ™

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Congratulations!