Porthole

Chris

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7.50” / 19.05 cm Wrist

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Porthole don’t want peace, only problems… Volume 1

@CharlieDub wants me to give comment on his SOTC. I mean, I almost cannot be bothered… this is so safe it might as well be marketed by Durex. It’s lik...

34 comments

Porthole

5 months ago

Contrivance

I get it, we are all trying to make something out of nothing, that’s social media content… but let’s keep it real shall we. That’s your Swiss market s...

28 comments

Porthole

5 months ago

Apathy

I have said it multiple times, but regardless of what new technology or trend will take a foothold in the next 12-24 months, I think the biggest probl...

119 comments

Porthole

6 months ago

Adventure in misadventure? Luminox Commando Raider XL.3337 Epilogue

I reviewed the Luminox a little while back on here , but as an adventure watch, I actually took it on an adventure. Talk about being thorough. Did I c...

Adventure in misadventure? Luminox Commando Raider Epilogue

I will apologise in advance for what might be a particularly candid entry in the TER content canon, but I feel I probably should follow up on somethin...

theescapementroom.com

4 comments

Porthole

5 months ago

“Time comes for us all”

Having a laugh down the gym, I’ve been struggling with the coffee machine they have just installed. I managed to crack it today, and I was joking with...

52 comments

Porthole

6 months ago

Timex Q Malibu review - or is this a step too far in the realms of shallow masculinity

Oh dear… this might be a step too far for here. Disclaimer - I received this watch as a gift from a mysterious benefactor (and disclaimer within a dis...

Timex TW2U81500

2.6 Avg. Score

49 comments

Porthole

7 months ago

Luminox Commando Raider - review

Nobody needs more than one watch, especially if all you need is an Outdoor Adventure watch. I am two sentences in and already I am cringing. The green...

Luminox Commando Raider XL.3337

2.2 Avg. Score

18 comments

Porthole

7 months ago

Hmm…

What’s your pleasure Mr @Porthole … the box…

8 comments

Porthole

8 months ago

The non-Blancpain x Swatch thread… come, watch traveller, and shelter here from the storm

I’d like to not talk about this, or trawl through the same question asked 50 different ways. Perhaps we can have a thread as a refuge to the noise… Wh...

104 comments

Porthole

10 months ago

Watch ID

Morph has a diving model just outside Liverpool St station. It’s art for charity, you can bid on it at auction in September ( although where you would...