If your watch was named honestly for their real purpose.
For what I use it for the Omega Speedmaster should be called the Omega Tea-timer.
I‘m sure you my fellow crunchers have some examples of your own, feel free to share!
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David
The truth at 4 oscillations per second.
Dublin
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7.00” / 17.78 cm
My watches would all be called smile makers 😀
My Seiko Alpinist should be called Pointless direction finder or As accurate as a politician watch.
My Omega Seamaster should be called Washing the dishes watch (my partner tells me I can use the helium escape valve after washing the dishes)
My Rolex would be called The Vampire - never sees the light of day.
I could go on...
Bulova Lunar Coffee Brew Timer 😀
My Seiko Alpinist should be called Pointless direction finder or As accurate as a politician watch.
My Omega Seamaster should be called Washing the dishes watch (my partner tells me I can use the helium escape valve after washing the dishes)
My Rolex would be called The Vampire - never sees the light of day.
I could go on...
Omega Dishmaster has a nice ring to it!
I‘m gonna be a total jerk and say I use my watches (all divers) for their intended purpose - they all get use in the sea or on the sea.
But since they live in my arm in daily life as well…
yup, it’s my Prospex LX cermet (ceramic titanium blend) bezel pizza timer 🤘
all my watch could be called "tend-to-impressed-my-friends-but-it-does-not-work-because-they-don't-know-about-watches" 🙁
Longines Record Heritage Chron-Oven-agraph :)
Does the oven have a timer? Yes.
Does the timer work? Yes.
Do I use it? Yes.
Do I also use my watch to fact check it? I plead the fifth.
The Omega PoachedeggMaster
All 3 of my divers would be called tea timers.
Omega Parkingmaster
Rolex Deskmariner
Blanpain Fiftycentimeters
All of my watches would be called Lunchtimers, as in "Oh, no! It's 5 after 2:00, I gotta get back to the office!" 🤣
"Seiko later I gotta run to this meeting"
Tissot Sofa Surfer
Longines Mirrorgloat Adoramic
Citizen Punk
Seiko mattress master (wear it to sleep in coz great lime)
Seiko setteeist ( or sofaist)
Laco Sleeper (see mm200 above)
Timex Lazyman
Omega Lecture (coz I have to tell everyone it's a James Bond watch)
Hamilton Cacky (because it's scratched up and dirty)