I've only been collecting for a week...
Yes, you read that right, I've only been collecting for a week, but I've already amassed a boxful of Rolexes to flex on the poors with.
Am I one of you watch collectors now, you know, like a real watch collector? Everyone says you can't be a real watch collector unless you have a Rolex, and I have 7 of them... at least...
I'm so glad I found this forum after searching for all of 3 hours, because you're all just so accepting here and will never criticise me for flexing, will you? I half-read the rules and almost understood some of them, so I'll just say that you are hateful to new people and report you if you say anything I don't like about my lovely Rolexes. Then I can flex even more! Hahahahaha!
I probably have many more than these 7 just laying around my vast mansion, but I didn't learn to count. That's also why I don't understand the value of money or how poor people don't have any. Pah! They should just get better jobs working for rich people or something, or invest in things like my daddy did for me.
Showing off my collection doesn't even matter to me though, because I have lots of money and no sense, so I can just spend, spend, spend, and I'll still have lots of money and no sense. If you don't like it, hard luck on you, because you're just poor!
The question is what should I buy next? Should I buy a bigger box to fill with even more Rolexes to flex with or should I just buy more Rolexes? I don't need to keep them in boxes anyway because I even use a solid gold Rolex as a beater. It's not worth nearly as much as 904L stainless steel!!!
No "Poor Man's Rolex" or G-Shock (whatever that is) for me! I'll use my Daytona (I think that's what it's called) as a daily, and I don't care if I break it. I don't know how to tell the time anyway, my watches are just for flexing!
I can easily buy another Rolex from my AD tomorrow. I probably won't even have to pay for it because my AD will just give me a free Rolex now that I've spent so much money on watches from him. That's how it works, isn't it? If not, I'll simply go to a grey dealer and buy one from him at twice the price because I just have so much money. Did I mention that I also have no common sense, no self-awareness, no personality, and no self-esteem? I'm just so alone... sobs... Hahahahahaha!
Ignore the Swatch in the background, that's just what poor people think is a good watch. I keep one ironically and pretend I had it as a child (2 years ago) so I can fit in with the poors on watch forums just before I flex on them. Hahahaha!
I'm pretty much done with collecting now, but I've certainly got a good variety of affordable watches. As an occasional YouTuber, I'm a comedian not an influencer. Skmei is the new Casio!
Man! I aspire to your level of collecting but I am one of the Poors who's being flexed on! Please allow my poor eyes to gaze at your collection.
I'm not a collector. I do not have $10,000 dollar watches. I'm simply a gatherer of broken dreams. I merely amass watches only to pretend I'm of your standing.
Me waiting for folks to be triggered…
Keep flexing my dude.
There are people who are collectors of cool, well-built watches and there are people who are collectors of very, VERY expensive company logos. Two different things. 😉😜
I fail to see the #parody in this.
You should get a Rolex
You, too, huh?
I prefer my Omegas.
I fail to see the #parody in this.
You need to see. Otherwise, you don't know what you're looking at.
Ha, Rolex is all you got? You’re poor.
I prefer my Omegas.
I love omega! Mine are usually followed by 3s though
I’m exactly like you but don’t do Rolexes anymore. Threw them out long ago. It’s just Pateks for me nowadays.
That's a damn shame that BoBo Bird is doing homages already. Hahaha
I see Anthony Farrer has internet privileges in jail😂
This guy bought a bunch of fake Rolexes just to troll us?
That’s a sweet collection of Rolexes.
I would suggest maybe branching out to other premium brands though.
My suggestion would be AP.
It is easy to spell and won’t use up much of your roll of tape (but definitely make sure you use the initials only or you are in all sorts of trouble).
Just priceless!
Um... you forgot to show your classy disgust for the homage watches and their poor, miserable owners.
Rubber Mallet Intensifying
You mean like Tudor and Omega? Yuk! 😉
I was rather thinking about the Chinese watches, but a classy man like you indeed takes disgust to another level.
I am genuinely amazed, how do you do it, and with such style 😉😂😂
Pshhhh….amateur