I got the call
It was in the wee hours of April 15 when my AD woke me up. No. Not that AD. My Arthritis Disease. With my aching joints waking me up, I looked at the clock across the room with blurry eyes and realized that another AliExpress Choice sale had just begun.
Compared to previous sales, I now had enough coins, coupons, and discount codes to pull together and barely afford that luxurious San Martin dive watch which all the watch geeks have been talking about.
At last, I can consider myself a true coniseur of quality budget watches as I wear a San Martin on my wrist. I can now give the time of day to moderately attractive women. Watch companies will give me discounts if I give them my email address and cell phone numbers. Non-alcoholic champagne-colored sparkling apple cider will flow endlessly. I will be the envy of at most two people in my town. Good times are heading my way.
Finally, I've made it. I got the call.
builder of websites, fixer of computers, player of old video games, watcher of anime, collector of yo-yos, comic books, action figures and cheap watches
You are truly blessed.
I need me a San Martin moderately attractive woman 😍😂😆🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wonder if AliExpress did a comprehensive background check on you to ensure you weren’t just buying the watch to flip it
I wonder if AliExpress did a comprehensive background check on you to ensure you weren’t just buying the watch to flip it
I wish they did so then I could qualify for bulk pricing.
You are truly blessed.
Blessed by Saint Martin
Blessed by Saint Martin
Ah yes, St. Martin patron saint of the beggars. How fitting and this gave me the inspiration for todays' morning coffee post.
Smart looking watch! And an even smarter man since you have an extra 12 grand in your pocket! ;-)
Congratulations! All these expenses at the AliX AD paid off! Blessed and humbled. 🙏
Did you need to buy a Baltany to prove you were really interested and a watch person?
Congratulations Sir. 🤗
Pobably my best read of the week, thank you man.
I'm on list for this amazing Daytona Rainbow
but wifey doesn't want me to sell our daughter's two kidneys to get it.
You're a lucky guy
Nice. Wear it moderate health.
I would love to get the call and say ….no thanks , omega sorted me out 😂
No one likes a braggart!
I will say you do seem more confident & attractive now. Don't wear it in shady areas though.
Great read by the way.😆🍻
I’m on the list for a Thorn… I hope they call soon, and get through the endless WhatsApp calls regarding lost cryptocurrency.
Hey now, I’ve been told that two people is more than one. Which means you’re starting strong and going places (not sure where, but places nonetheless) 🫡🫡🫡
Did you need to buy a Baltany to prove you were really interested and a watch person?
That is gold ⭐️🤣🤣
The Jonathan Coulton song was right: “Code Monkey…someday he have everything.”
Did you need to buy a Baltany to prove you were really interested and a watch person?
Nope. They did ask if I had liked and subscribed to Jody's YouTube channel.
You won’t regret it for a second I have that same one!
I got the call last week on Ashford; $270! And to be honest, this watch is really well made for the price.
It's a privileged to receive the call from San Martin 😉
I’d argue it is the zenith of horological collecting when you crack the Mysterious Code
I’d argue it is the zenith of horological collecting when you crack the Mysterious Code
I cracked that "mysterious code" and it said, "Buy 4 54n m4r71n 4nd dr1nk 0v4l71n3""
I got the call last week on Ashford; $270! And to be honest, this watch is really well made for the price.
I believe they misspelled gerbil.
It's a privileged to receive the call from San Martin 😉
I got a call from them too, but unfortunately I don't speak Mandarin.
I believe they misspelled gerbil.
What do you mean? Isn’t the brand Gevril?