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Help required, how do I explain to the wife why I needed both?

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Me: We and i have a pair of eyes and and a pair of wrist so therefore in order for me to see the time properly I need a pair of watches…

😵‍💫 not too sure that will go too well though…

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Wonder, Tudor, Threedor, Fordor...

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PoorMansRolex

Wonder, Tudor, Threedor, Fordor...

Oh man that’s a good one! 😂

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tell her it is an investment for better future 😂

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Say it was Buy One Get One Free. 👍

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”It’s like shoes…”

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Tell her that each one looks better with a certain outfit when you take her out to dinner and you want to look your best for her. 😁

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Tell her you've been saving up all these years by still using floppy discs so you've earned them!

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Texans93

Tell her you've been saving up all these years by still using floppy discs so you've earned them!

disks*  It's been so long I forgot how to spell them.....

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Ichibunz

Me: We and i have a pair of eyes and and a pair of wrist so therefore in order for me to see the time properly I need a pair of watches…

😵‍💫 not too sure that will go too well though…

 Will try it for a last resort.

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You’re lucky you don’t have to explain this…

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DeeperBlue

Say it was Buy One Get One Free. 👍

Love that one.

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Bobofet

”It’s like shoes…”

 The trouble is she'll probably want 2 handbags at a time.

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Shbamn50

Tell her that each one looks better with a certain outfit when you take her out to dinner and you want to look your best for her. 😁

I think that will work, or she'll see through me and I will get a blackeye and I can wear a watch to match that.

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Color coordination with your outfit. 😜

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 one for each wrist to keep two  time zones 😎 

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Could you imagine if the cat chewed on it? 😂

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People, We are talking about watches. We all only need 1 watch.

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The blue 58 goes certain outfit and the black 58 goes with plastic plate. Then just say, "They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

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Well one for when you wear blue and one for when you wear black 😅

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50 bucks says she won’t notice that they are the same watch just different colors. 

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Crownboy57

People, We are talking about watches. We all only need 1 watch.

Are you sure you're not in allegiance with my wife?

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You don't. Tell her they are one and the same , you simply change the colors as they can be modded

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Can’t win this one... 😂

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Shoes come in pairs, don't they?

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McLeanOnTheNet

 The trouble is she'll probably want 2 handbags at a time.

And thus, you are even.

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Just tell the truth ... Insanity.

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Don't, she should understand your love of watches.

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See what had happened was…. uhhh if I didn’t take it they were going to hurt a puppy…… do you want that over your head.

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Just do the same, But (really) do what I did in the gun store buying SS 1911 45ACP. Dear " I need one for each hand" She said OK!