I apologize in advance for being negative...

I think it looks pretentious.

Cartier Santos. Keeping near perfect time.

That's awesome. ... So, what are you buying next?

On afternoon, my wife and I were heading out to a museum. She looked at me and said, "hmmm, something's missing from your outfit. This should help." Then she handed me a red box with a Cartier Santos inside. 

Just tell the truth ... Insanity.

I have talked myself out of buying many Seikos - for all the reasons you mention. 

LOL, Great idea that I never ever would have thought of. You are definitely WIS!