TrollDeep Falla Skip StarRelay Review
Because of a recent court order I am required to wear clothing when I go outside of my house or they will take me back the "hospital" and we all know how that is because I can't watch Jeopardy and everyone there is dumb so I wear clothes now and why did that lady complain about the loin cloth which used to be perfectly acceptable back in the day and I wasted all that time doing my own tanning and getting the flint scrapers sharp how else do you get a leather loin cloth anyway so now I wear the bathrobe the Fez the Uggs and the striped leg warmers and I wanted something formal to match so I bought this TrollDeep and it is the best thing ever I have been wearing it for 30 seconds and that is enough to know I used to have another watch but it was dumb and did not smell like cheddar more like colby and do you remember Marcus Welby MD because that show used to be on after Jeopardy and my favorite type of Jello is the green kind because green tastes like green and this watch isn't green but it could be if they would let it because it is better than any other five star watch because it has an actual movement caused by the time and the passage of time and so I went up to the lady and showed her my leg warmers and she pretended to not be impressed but I told her that they were just like the ones that Jane Fonda used to wear and not the nasty ones that Olivia Newton John used to wear and she slammed the door and I could hear her calling the police but I didn't care because the robe was made of terrycloth and was super soft and the watch was not but it could have been
TrollDeep Falla Skip StarRelay Review
Yes
No
- Smells like cheese
- Will skip at least three times across a pond (w/o strap)
- Easy like Sunday morning
- Costs money
- Opens a parallel universe inhabited only by Elvis imitators
- Too chewy
Restitutor Orbis. Aristocrat of beauty. Autocrat of time. (Trying to perfect trolling over at theescapementroom.com)
I just read Grand Seiko review by @TheHoroSexual and then this one and the juxtaposition has me dying. LMAO!
Yes, but acid test - would you take it off before you go to the bathroom?
That was a good ramble, you okay after that? Maybe take some fluids, sit the next one out buddy?
This is the kind of deep technical review I pay for.
I have a comment, but it will have to wait until I’m back out of the hospital. I secreted a smallish stroke…something to do with reading 200 words of run on sentence.
I have a comment, but it will have to wait until I’m back out of the hospital. I secreted a smallish stroke…something to do with reading 200 words of run on sentence.
Have you tried Proust?
I have a comment, but it will have to wait until I’m back out of the hospital. I secreted a smallish stroke…something to do with reading 200 words of run on sentence.
So, Faulkner-esque?
Classic 👌
Too many run ons, too many, HERESY! Needed a hashtag or something in front to be correct.....💩
We need a hero(s)......stay tuned....😉
The first con in the list is a dealbreaker for me. Thanks for pointing this out.
The next iteration is the Troll UltraDeep…it’s been to the bottom of compost bin.
The next iteration is the Troll UltraDeep…it’s been to the bottom of compost bin.
Have we had the Troll megadeep yet?😂
I can’t bear to think how deep that’ll go…..
So, Faulkner-esque?
No Faulkner’s fine, but Joyce gave me a much larger stroke.
Have we had the Troll megadeep yet?😂
I can’t bear to think how deep that’ll go…..
So deep it comes out the other side
Have you tried Proust?
Is that the new wonder drug from Croatia I keep hearing about?
Is that the new wonder drug from Croatia I keep hearing about?
He must have been on something. 🥴
I totally agree with the reviewer about the TrollDeep watch. It is the best thing ever, especially if you are required to wear clothing when you go outside of your house. The watch is so formal that it will even make your loincloth look good. And the best part is that it smells like cheddar, which is the perfect complement to the taste of green Jello.
I also agree with the reviewer about the lady who complained about the loincloth. She is clearly a snob who doesn't know what she is talking about. The loincloth is a perfectly acceptable form of clothing, and it is much more comfortable than a bathrobe, a fez, Uggs, and striped leg warmers.
I especially like the reviewer's comparison of the TrollDeep watch to Marcus Welby MD. Both are classics that are still enjoyed by people today. And just like Marcus Welby MD, the TrollDeep watch is better than any other five star watch on the market.
I would definitely recommend the TrollDeep watch to anyone who is looking for a formal watch that smells like cheddar and tastes like green Jello. It is the perfect watch for people who are required to wear clothing when they go outside of their house, and it is sure to impress even the most discerning snobs.
Did you know that the period symbol has been invented since the 7th century?
That last part is so unnecessary. You know. The Jane Fonda leg warmers part.