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WEAK SIGNAL DETECTED........

@SpecKTator

SPRING DRIVE INTERFERENCE........

INCOMING TRANSMISSION........

This is First Officer "EA" of the USS Novaform. Our prototype Spring Drive propulsion system has been wrecking havoc on our communications array. Science Officer @RelativeTime has adjusted our comms. Spring Drive try-synchro regulator is now boosting our signal.

Mission Report Week 1

The crew of the USS Novaform have been assigned duties and gear appropriate to their skills and station within CrunchFleet. Captain @Salty1 has assembled a fine crew:

Pilot - @HelenWheels

Security - @TimeOnTarget

Medical - @biglove

Science - @RelativeTime

Engineer (First Officer) - @epochalanalogs

........PILOT REPORT........

Pilot HelenWheels has ensured all crew members have received their CrunchFleet standard issue uniforms. Due to communications issues, previous crew member photos appeared garbled and distorted (almost as if they had been edited by the touch of some unknown interstellar being). Rest assured these signal issues won't persist:

........SECURITY REPORT........

Security Officer TimeOnTarget issued each crew member a safety and security defense kit including Phasing Spork utility tool and a remote activation device:

........COMMUNICATIONS REPORT........

Not only have our communications been resolved, Science Officer RelativeTime has been able to use the synchro regulator in our Spring Drive to boost our signal. Future communications should come in loud and clear. All USS Novaform crew members have been issued updated badges using the new technology:

........MEDICAL ALERT........

Due to the unique pulsations of the Spring Drive propulsion system, Medical Officer BigLove has prepared a medical elixir:

Along with a standard issue CrunchFleet med kit:

1. Emergency nicotine lozenges - Mint: For use to quell fears & anxieties

2. CrunchFleet white carbon fiber surgical knife: Pray you don't need to use on a team member... or yourself.

3. Universal antibiotic/antiviral/narcotic/benzo pop - Fruity: If it cries, hurts, oozes, sneezes... this will fix it!

4. 904L Wound closure device: Highly polished flexibly 904-L steel... only the best for wound closure.

5. High energy vitamin tablet squares - "Starbursts": Made by harnessing and compressing the highly refined particles emitted from the bursts of a star that have gone nova. Gives super human vitamin boost.

6. Wound/hand sanitizer: Keeps cooties out of wound and off your hands post-space dookie.

7. Universal healing bandage: if it bleeds, this space-tech dressing will stop it.

8. Ultra high-tech synthetic medic bag: Watertight, airtight... stealth weapon for air deprivation.

9. Trusty mechanical timepiece: if you are going to die, at least you will know what time it is.

........ENGINEERING REPORT........

The USS Novaform is an advanced Galaxy Glass CrunchFleet starship equipped with the latest "Turtle" space/time dilation sensor and a prototype "Spring Drive" propulsion core. This system hybridizes previous CrunchFleet mechanical and quartz dives which results in an accurate and smooth thrust output. Unfortunately until recently it also interfered with communications.

TRANSMITTING CLASSIFIED SCHEMATICS...

........END TRANSMISSION

When you can't take a good photo, you have to take a clever one 🤣

Thanks Danilo! I hope so!

Thanks! Every now and then I have a good idea. Honestly everyone else takes such good photos, I feel like I'm not on the same level as the rest of you.

Including you, @hakki501. That Timex shot is 🔥

Pardon me good sir, but do you have the time?