#1WC The Nightmare and the Fairytale.

The Why and the Who. @Aurelian

THE WHY.

This watch is the worthy winner of this competition because of the duality of man and at its price point it is the epitamy of the true democratisation of luxuryism. And if I don't win I shall post pictures of this watch every day on WRUW till, either I fall off the perch or the hands fall off the face..

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And we don't want that do we folks.

THE WHO.

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Cinderella of course. She's a modern gal, not stuck in the past where the only luxury watch to wear is Swiss. No she looks to the future, and the future is far Eastern horology. And while her sisters are fawning and grovelling at the AD,she with 2 clicks had this svelte beauty delivered to her door within 24hrs. Leaving her enough time to black the horse, shoe the hearth, mow the dishes and wash the lawn.

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And when she married Princess Charming (told you she was a modern gal) she wears the watch to remind her of past travails, the duality of man and the social paradox of society. And laughs and laughs because the non beauty facially challenged sisters are Still awaiting the call from the AD. And in Cinders own words "this Firskining watch is better than a case full of contraceptives"

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And they lived happily ever after🤗.

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Does the bezel turn? And if it does, why?

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This watch deserves a special award just for existing...Remember through the Lord of the Ring's movies when Frodo would sleep or close his eyes he'd sometimes see the looming Eye of Sauron? This watch is what I see when I close my eyes or fall asleep. I wake up in a cold sweat with visions of that bracelet searing into my brain.

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Does the watch turn back into a pumpkin at midnight?

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What’s most impressive is that you haven’t dug your own eyes out of their sockets. This watch truly is not for the faint of heart. Eeekqc! Why you chose this one is still beyond me. Fare you well, and may your sanity stay intact.

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That's Cinderella??

Wow... Looks like she went full goth and got a meth problem since I was a kid...

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Aurelian

Does the bezel turn? And if it does, why?

Yes it does, and it's brilliant, no alignment issues (genius design). As for why, well it's pushing the boundaries 🤪

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I think this watch might be too much for me… and I wear proper sketch

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As worn by Liberace

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Poor Picachu. Be well my little friend.

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Wait, is it called a 'For Skinning'? ...game of thrones Ramsay Bolton style?

Or is it 'For Sinning'?... I guess also game of thrones Ramsay Bolton style.