Arbitrary #1wc thread about G-Shocks with @DeeperBlue
…ugh
I have to convince you why this:
is somehow superior than this:
and tell you in a way that if you were 6 you would understand. Thanks @Deeperblue and @Aurelian , this is contrived content at its most strained.
It’s easier to read
It’s easier to use
It glows in the dark when you’ve been in the sun
It was designed for people who used to play with bombs, so it’s cool (do kids play with explosives anymore?)
It’s Italian, so Mario would wear it, and even when karting
It has a much more comfortable strap so it will fit your wrist better
You don’t need to wind it or change the battery
You can swim in it
It upsets Uncle @Aurelian every time you wear it
Uncle @Porthole wears it, so it’s cool
Happy now?
I’m off to down copious amount of tea.
You have woken me from a particularly good dream…
The best part of this post is the hashtags/topics, and that is saying a lot.
The best part of this post is the hashtags/topics, and that is saying a lot.
This is less #1wc now and more if Kafka designed an Easter Egg hunt for children. There are no eggs, and you are no longer human… get back in the sea.
Anyway, what 6 year old reads? This is TikTok levels of digestible information. Why is this better? BECAUSE IT JUST IS… LOOK OVER THERE: BTS!!!
Its ok to wear a G-Shock kids, don't let the bad man frighten you.
Let’s just get to the point and have @Ichibunz post the obligatory watermelon gif with a hidden meaning that I never get and move on to the next trial…
Be nice Portty or …
Years from now your kids will look down on the tech of today as some do the same for tech of yesterday. There is no wrong answer, only the right answer at the time. Old tech has the warm glow of being tried and tested while the new is fun and innovative.
Be nice Portty or …
Haven’t you got a Seiko to buy?
Years from now your kids will look down on the tech of today as some do the same for tech of yesterday. There is no wrong answer, only the right answer at the time. Old tech has the warm glow of being tried and tested while the new is fun and innovative.
Years from now time will be irrelevant in the nuclear winter. Merry Christmas everybody!
This is the best post I've ever read 😭
Haven’t you got a Seiko to buy?
Ohhh since you asked… gonna trade my speedy for a Panarai 😜
Ohhh since you asked… gonna trade my speedy for a Panarai 😜
I don’t believe you… but then again, my work here is done if so. Just a Hublot to go, and I’ve really messed up your collection.
I have to do it!!! Love it when Porty is on rampage rant!! Muahahaha… you 🫵 deserve a …
I have to do it!!! Love it when Porty is on rampage rant!! Muahahaha… you 🫵 deserve a …
Right - so I win then.
Call it - @Ichibunz is getting a Panerai, that’s game over.
Next #1wc attempt I'm going to wear the biggest G Shock I can get my hands on....just for @Aurelian
#chernabogapproves
Let’s just get to the point and have @Ichibunz post the obligatory watermelon gif with a hidden meaning that I never get and move on to the next trial…
I don’t think the meaning is hidden, it’s joy and happiness. I guess it’s only hidden if those things aren’t an option.
One more time for good measure!
Ah what mix of joy and SAVAGERY. If this is what the blog is like I'm sold👍🏾🤣
Ah what mix of joy and SAVAGERY. If this is what the blog is like I'm sold👍🏾🤣
I am nothing but a ray of sunshine…