I have coined the term dunkmania to refer to the irrational desire of people to unnecessarily submerge their watches in water. It generally afflicts the wearers of dive watches and seems to get stronger the closer one is to a body of water.
Please feel free to use this new word free of charge and without attribution. If anyone works in a psychological or epidemiological field and wishes to study or publish on this condition, I would like to be mentioned.
Oh, term first used here on today, September 17, 2023.