Defending my citizen promaster aka " the big ugly ".

Whilst out and about on Saturday, I was downing a few cool beverages with friends at a local pub. Waiting at the bar to be served a man walked up next to me and noticed my watch.

" Oh my God that watch is ugly, what the hell is it ?"

" Citizen promaster"

Ignoring him, he continued to go on about my watch.

I looked at his wrist and saw he was a wearing a Seiko 5. Looked good.

" Nice watch you have there ".

He nodded but was still going about my watch.

" Look mate yes my watch might not be the best looking watch out there, but it's not as ugly as your head ".

He turned and faced me, looking cocky like he wanted to drop me where I stood.

I faced him, took off my watch and gave it the bartender.

He started to back down and was walking away.

" Call me fat, call me ugly, but don't you dare have a go at my watch ".

He looked at me like I was serial killer and promptly left the premises.

I put my watch back on my wrist, grabbed my beer. All was good with the world..👍👍

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Poor watch can't help the fact that it has a face only a parent could love! 😉

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Stroud_Green

Poor watch can't help the fact that it has a face only a parent could love! 😉

Exactly. Bit like the elephant man of watches, but I just love it 👍👍

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Stroud_Green

Poor watch can't help the fact that it has a face only a parent could love! 😉

Only if the parent was a Ploprof.

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I don't necessarily find it ugly. But rather impressive.

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foghorn

Only if the parent was a Ploprof.

I had to look that up, but my! 🤢🤢🤢

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Isn't that case known as 'the ash-tray'?

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Russo_Gogg

Isn't that case known as 'the ash-tray'?

Now I need to take up smoking 😂...not

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Stroud_Green

Poor watch can't help the fact that it has a face only a parent could love! 😉

A watch for radio

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There's so much weird energy in your story that I wonder if he was trying to flirt with you by negging you

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The funny thing is I don’t know about ugly. Big, yes!

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No need to take that watch off before a fight. Pro master can handle anything!

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blackbayexplorer

No need to take that watch off before a fight. Pro master can handle anything!

I know that, just didn't want blood on my watch 😂

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Every one needs at least one wrist beastie to scare off the would be sycophantic wrist perverts lol

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phat_tony

A watch for radio

Tony and a voice for print 😂

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Fuck yeah, Eco-Drive

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Seiko man was obviously jealous and tried to assert dominance but the Citizen Promaster reminded him who’s got the bigger case size.