Tudor Ranger, the choice of destructive teenagers
Everyone knows Sid.
Sid is your average antisocial teen with a real penchant for M80s and ‘improving’ his toys. Sid can’t always rely on the streetlights to let him know the time, so Sid wears a Tudor Ranger. Sid was Born To Dare. Sid is NOT a medical doctor.
The Ranger is the mullet haircut of watches. All business in front with its flawless bracelet, adjustable clasp, and perfect dimensions. The party in the back is the party on the dial here! The printed on dial indices assure Sid that when mishandling M80s he won’t rattle the indices off. The pukey-yellow green of the indices keep things casual and tee-shirt (with a big skull on it) friendly, allowing Sid the freedom to wear this to both detention and Pizza Planet for a quick run by the crane game. The Ranger boasts a minimum need for literacy as well only writing Tudor, Geneve and of course Ranger on its dial. Sid is already skipping his English homework and has no interest in reading any more than he needs. He doesn’t care how much water resistance this watch has, he simply trusts that it’s enough, no need to write it on the dial, and who wants to look at their wrist and see the word Superdupalerativelist?!? Not Sid! Let’s not even talk about those math equations I see on some of these dive watches. Booooo.
Sid also is going through some changes, his body is transitioning into adulthood. The awkward shape of the 6 and 9 help to remind him that while awkward, he still looks hella cool and the red tip of the second hand helps him better time the fuses on his Roman Candles and bottle rockets.
The Tudor Ranger is indeed the smart choice for dumb boys.
Restaurant folk. Exploring the realms.
Not sure that I ever met a teen that could afford to spend several thousand dollars on a Tudor.
Not sure that I ever met a teen that could afford to spend several thousand dollars on a Tudor.
We’re literally dealing with mermaids in some of these posts, a bit of suspended disbelief is required.
I think this is destined to be a cult watch. For all of the scorn heaped on it on its release, I think that it will be viewed fondly in the next few years as Tudor takes fewer and fewer chances. We are going to be treated to years of new bezel colors.
Best line I've read in these things yet.
We’re literally dealing with mermaids in some of these posts, a bit of suspended disbelief is required.
My bad -- I didn't realize that this was a #1wc post.
Best line I've read in these things yet.
These are perhaps my favorite batch of posts on this platform yet, everyone put together some funny stuff for sure. I look forward to seeing more through my day here. I also look forward to wearing my Ranger every single damn day until the rest of you guys flake out!
nice pics and nice post! But explorer beat ranger in my opinion. I am talking about the profession!😂
nice pics and nice post! But explorer beat ranger in my opinion. I am talking about the profession!😂
The Explorer is the button-down adult with a real job. The Ranger is the crappy teenager ditching school.
Really enjoyed reading this, well written. 👌😂
I never would have thought that Sid, a bad kid from Toy Story, is considered a villain.
I never would have thought that Sid, a bad kid from Toy Story, is considered a villain.
He blows up toys with firecrackers! He’s all villian. 😂
Does this post need a #1wc ? I was confused briefly whe I started reading
I chose Sid as well 😅 hopefully he destroys my cheap Fossil and not your ranger
I chose Sid as well 😅 hopefully he destroys my cheap Fossil and not your ranger
Ha! We’re pretty smart. 🤣
Very well written. I can really picture sid wearing one and lighting stuff on fire out in the backyard. 😂🔥