TrollDeep AquaDefender MegaSport Review
TrollDeep is a microbrand from Torshavn in the Faroe Islands. They specialize in watches that can be wet or near water or near thirsty people. The AquaDefender MegaSport is just such a watch. It has everything, a dial, hands, a bracelet made of real metal and a date function. As long as it is the eighth, it is always accurate.
This shade is what they call Rolling Seas Green, meant to evoke a landlubber's first trip at sea in the North Atlantic. They use a special coating, Vomiguard, to keep the outsides out and the insides in. It is also useful on pub crawls.
Still with me? Here's the thing, not every watch that you really like is a 5.0 star watch. This isn't meant for any specific person, but reviews are only useful if there is some objectivity included. We all love imperfect watches. Moonwatches are difficult to wind, etc...
Yes, this joke is in bad taste. I stole it.
Watch reviews by actual Crunchers without a financial incentive are a very useful and under-used part of this site.
TrollDeep AquaDefender MegaSport Review
Yes
No
- Watch-like
- Has color
- Extra syllables in its name
- Too perfect
- Singularly unique
- Must avert eyes from its beauty
Restitutor Orbis. Aristocrat of beauty. Autocrat of time. (Trying to perfect trolling over at theescapementroom.com)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I admire you so greatly, for "fighting the battle of who could care less."
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Great review. This watch is next on my journey.
I was really hoping you'd test this watch by dropping it and sticking refrigerator magnets to it. After all, we all buy the specs so we might as well use them.
Why is Aurelian posting without using the #1wc hashtag? Is this an impostor?
In terms of avert your eyes brilliance, we talking more magnesium flare or heavenly host of angels? Gotta know where in my watch journey I should go after this guy.
I’d like to be last place on the waitlist. Please. 😂🤙❤️
To be fair, I'm going to need to see a #crotchshot to determine if this is truly a #Godtier #strapmonster.....
If they do not release LE moss green "Dungeon" version at some point, are they even trolling...I mean, trying?
What a simply spiffing watch old chum 👍🏻
I know I hoarded badges. But whoever wrote the TrollDeep AquaDefender MegaSport Review is my master.
This is the closest thing I can think of.
Or else we’d have to create a new brand.
It tells me the date every time it's the 8th of the month? That's worth at least 5 stars.