Designing the perfect watch is easy!
I simply put my ideas in the Bing Image Creator and the results did not disappoint.
This is only a prototype of course.
The real deal will be manufactured in China, have lumed googly eyes and cathedral hands, contain a crippled Miyota automatic hi--beat (non-hacking) movement with the rotor removed to make it quieter, and will only cost you £299 plus shipping because that's what all the other guys are selling their watches for. 😜
You'll be able to pay for this timepiece in advance once I link my PayPal address to a website made with a free website creator, and delivery will be 12 months after I receive your payment. I know how much you all like to pay in advance and wait for months for your watches, so I'm going to make you wait even longer!
The warranty will only be for 9 months because a year is far too much in the microbrand business.
It didn't even take me a year to come up with this luxury field watch either. It was certainly well under 5 minutes. 😀
Look at me, I'm a watch designer now! 😎
I shall call this the "Cat Non-Hacker". It has a certain ring to it, n'est-ce pas?
Sure to be the BEST "affordable" watch of 2025! 🙏
I'm pretty much done with collecting now, but I've certainly got a good variety of affordable watches. As an occasional YouTuber, I'm a comedian not an influencer. Skmei is the new Casio!
It’s better than a lot of watches out there 🤣
No second hand means it's a dress watch.
No second hand means it's a dress watch.
It was a design choice since the seconds hand wouldn't reach the edge of the dial. In fact, none of the hands reach the indices... just like on the real microbrands! 😜
It also allows me to create a slightly "cheaper" quartz version to sell later which nobody will know is actually a quartz due to not having a ticking seconds hand. I can charge almost the same price too (maybe only 20% less), but it will nearly always be out of stock to make people buy the more expensive version.
You might want to brush up on the Roman numerals. Or drop the folks at Bing a note.
When will the limited teal vampire cat edition drop ? I’ll hold out for that one it’s really the one I want, might go up in value too
No second hand means it's a dress watch.
Or a field dressing watch.
You might want to brush up on the Roman numerals. Or drop the folks at Bing a note.
It's another design choice, you know, like reversing the "C" in the word "HACKER" so it looks like "HAJKER" when you try to read it. 😉
When will the limited teal vampire cat edition drop ? I’ll hold out for that one it’s really the one I want, might go up in value too
Oh, that'll be the limited edition to be sold for almost a week only two years after this one has fleeced everyone of their money.
Gotta wait for the poors to save up their pocket money before I ask them to splurge on something they don't really need and certainly didn't ask for again.
The perfect watch doesn't exi...
is Bing Image Creator free to use?
is Bing Image Creator free to use?
Yes.
Be sure to use real simulated fur on the dial instead of a printed image. If it gums up the hands over time, hey that's just part of the fun.
Meeeee-Owwww!
I'll have two, please