#1WC, Gaston's timepiece

We all have a little bit of Gaston in us. It's that little voice in us that goes 'I deserve that promotion because dammit I'm the best worker here!'. It's also the thought all men have inside us, where however much we deny it, we all think that we could take on a fully grown wolf in Mortal Combat (doo do do dodo dod do MORTAL KOMBAT!). Ladies may have that voice too, I'm not here to judge. It's good, a little bit of arrogance and competitiveness is healthy. But, I digress.

I had to think long and hard about which Disney VILLAIN wore my watch (the initial brief specifically mentioned villains, so you lot who chose princesses should be out) and I came to the conclusion that the CWC G10 would have it's home on Gaston's wrist. Allow me to put forth my case.

It is clear to see to anyone who has watched Beauty And The Beast that Gaston is an excellent huntsman and thinks of himself as the next Bear Grylls. All other people I have known irl to be like that are simply obsessed with Military surplus. Why have a Trespass jacket when you can have a puke green fleece that it is entirely possible that someone has died in? Only Milspec will be good enough for Gaston. Also, just look at him. His watch lives on a NATO, none of that fancy Ostrich leather Muck. Additionally, you just know that Gaston likes to pretend to be a soldier. You just know it.

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When I dress up as a soldier I wear my GSAR.

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Well played, and shots fired at the princess-pickers!

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What self respecting Frenchman would wear a CWC, especially a veteran of the Seven Years War against the hated Brits?

This doesn't track yo.

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There's no Watch in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite Watch

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

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I had to think long and hard about which Disney VILLAIN wore my watch (the initial brief specifically mentioned villains, so you lot who chose princesses should be out) and I came to the conclusion that the CWC G10 would have it's home on Gaston's wrist.

Actually, per @Aurelian’s post, the precise instructions were:

You must also explain which Disney princess or villain would wear your watch.

As such, those of us who cited to which princess would wear their watch are in the clear.

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Oi you leave my princess alone with your manly militaryistics (it's too bloody small to win anyway) 😝

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You should have done better - I won this thing last year with a G10

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Too bad you didn't make it further, I've been carrying team CWC by myself this year...

at least you may have your sanity back though.