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A customer comes to the watch dealer:

Customer: The Daniel Wellington I have at your place bought 2 months ago, they don't run anymore and you claimed that they will last me a lifetime.

Watch dealer: Well, yes, but you looked pretty bad back then...

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Sorry. ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Nicely played.

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Daniel Wellington. The Perfect Watch if You Are About to Die.

Imagine that marketing campaign.

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