Watch Jokes..

Whoa, that second joke is yikes...applies to Michael Jackson too...😭

There's a meme that I have...

What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.

Actually, the joke is so old, it used to be 'Michael Jackson', but I updated it just now. Too soon?

Hands down, that's a good Dad joke.

I'm a Dad...so it's just a regaulr joke to me 😜

We’re gonna need a rim shot for this thread… 😉

What's the scariest time of day? 7...because 7 8 9.

Adding onto the eating theme...

My watch is hungry. Why? Cause it always has seconds.

I'm afraid to ask, but what's a rim shot?

yeah, that's the guy

Ba dum, tiss

I was looking for my missing watch. Couldn't find the time.

That was my first joke here haha

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he just decides what time it is. 😎

Maybe if you stopped dragging your watch through pudding you’d save on repairs🤣

I see your Margot Robbie and I raise…

Why don’t you want to mess with a guy with a watch? Cause they’re strapped…

Woke up this morn., read through these, and thought - my God, what have I done?

I think it's going to take me a week to get the cringe off my face.

I Wish I knew why I was laughing at these...

Here are a bunch I found.

I have a watch that has trouble running. Perhaps it needs a hand.

Why do I hold my watch up to the mirror at the same time every day? That's my time for reflection.

What did the digital watch say to the analog watch? Look! No hands!

Why did the scientist put his watch in a flask? To achieve a timely solution.

My wife got me a watch with a chime. It made me alarmed.

Did you see that crazy moon watch? It's a lunartick!

How do you know your watch is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

😅😂🤣

Did you hear about the watch who went to therapy? He was trying to wind down.

What happened to the Swiss watchmaker when the Quartz crisis hit? He was forced to wind up the business.

I just made that up.

So that's why they call them Grand Seikos. Coz they cost a grand. Thanks for the clarification.

Here's a cook joke

How many cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

86 lightbulbs

What’s the only animal that can understand time? A watch dog.

I heard these “time” related jokes when I was in school:

1) What is the best time to visit the dentist? “Tooth-Hurty” (2:30)

2) Time and toilet wait for no man.

I really wanted to change the bracelet on my watch, but couldn’t afford it.

You could say I was cash-strapped.

Why shouldn’t the cook trust a watch with his secret recipes? Because time will tell.

There's literally a detergent powder in India named "Ghadi" which translates to watch / clock.