To Bodly Go.... Well you shouldn't really, honestly NO

Well its that time of year when the nights are drawing in, the bird is getting fat (they do that), switch the telly on and Johnny Depp is digging holes in the desert again (won't she stay buried). Yes it's Mariah Carey season again

Also known to some folks as Christmas, yes that wallet and belt busting time of year. Now we watchy people know what we want and if we're gifting there's plenty of stuff out there to fill whoever stocking with something horologically appropriate. But what if you've got one of these to buy for

Yes a fan of the world's best known sci fy franchise (looks like he needs a good meal and gainful employment, the 'next generation'😔 eh). Do you know a trekkie, well I consulted the 'ships computer'

And programmed 'the replicator' and out popped this

The perfect gift for the Trekkie in your life (we all have our crosses to bear)

42mm of pressed metal quartz bling that will have the trekkie in your life happier than Spok quoting logic.

And with a bracelet only Scotty can adjust....

And the how much for this technical marvel..£4.73 (English pounds) and from where.. Well you'll need an up to date 'communicator'

And get hold of the folks at Temu and is made by those 'enterprise'ing folks from far far away, now Temu for those that don't know (them with common sense and taste) is like Ali Expresses bargain basement, low rent cousin that sells the stuff that isn't good enough for Ali (it's that bad honest). Now unfortunately the minimum order from the Temu is £10 so your going to have to add some rubbish to your plasic bag, I've got some ideas

He likes this (£2.30) gem (and I thought he was the one with taste🤮) and these

0.57pence, oh and ear spoons

Now before you start,yes I know that you know that if used these for the purpose intended they'd fall in never to be seen again, but no these are perfect for picking out the meat from crustaceans, you get a freshly boiled crab smash it to bits with a hammer and use these to pick out the edible bits,perfect.

So get the Temu app and very soon you'll have bags full of this rubbish coming to you at 'warp speed' faster than you can say 'beem me up spokky' well about 7 to 10 days. Now am I a trekkie? No, so don't worry this is not for me but for my "sustainable watch collecting obsession sales page" and it sold faster than a 'photon torpedo' which it should considering Amazon are selling them at £47 😱😤 and on a leather(ish) strap (might be preferable actually). Anyway to be a bit balanced, is it any good NO, is it well built NO, the plasic wrapping was full of dust, would I recommend it not really, its a bit C##p but it is cheap and if you've got a 'Klingon' to buy for, yeah OK.

Now talking of rubbish this appeared in a bag the other day

Elegant, I didn't order elegant

Aah it's one of the googlyeyed picachu killer vampire cat watches, and as Trevor was the 1st on the list he gets his in a lovely pink, no expense spared presentation box😁.

Live long and prosper(ous)

And keep awy from this tat (but at under a fiver, well...) and my wife said "it looks nice"(told you crosses to bear)