Welcome to the Machine (Watch)

Perhaps you, too, have been confronted by this watch while browsing eBay; it's quite readily available. But you're probably the kind of sensible person who'd rather keep his $37 than exchange it for the dubious satisfaction of finding out exactly how bad the Machine Watch is.

I am not that kind of person. I had to know, and now I do. This is a very bad watch. But a pretty great knickknack! I have "sized" the bracelet insofar as that's possible with this monstrosity. I have put it on a few times, just to get pictures of it. I will not be wearing it.

I'll save further thoughts for a proper review when time permits, but just couldn't wait to present this for your consideration and reactions in the meantime.

ADDENDUM: My review is here, for true masochists.

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I love crazy, impractical oddities like this. Can't wait for a review.

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I bought this 25 years ago, X DATA quartz watch. Ha Ha I just found this a couple days ago thining out my stored items. Popped in a new battery, found the spare links, and now it’s in my collection.

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TrickyDickWikkit
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I bought this 25 years ago, X DATA quartz watch. Ha Ha I just found this a couple days ago thining out my stored items. Popped in a new battery, found the spare links, and now it’s in my collection.

I was just in the middle of reconstructing what I could of the history of this watch for an eventual review, and now you've added a truly magnificent complication to the story! Clearly this is closely related, but the differences are not totally insignificant, either. May I ask what the construction of the bracelet is like?

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For science!

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Mr.Dee.Bater
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For science!

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StNobody

I was just in the middle of reconstructing what I could of the history of this watch for an eventual review, and now you've added a truly magnificent complication to the story! Clearly this is closely related, but the differences are not totally insignificant, either. May I ask what the construction of the bracelet is like?

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I don’t have the box but bracelet is steel large side links w/ connector links. The glass is mineral crystal , actuating lid glass is acrylic.

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TrickyDickWikkit
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I don’t have the box but bracelet is steel large side links w/ connector links. The glass is mineral crystal , actuating lid glass is acrylic.

Thanks! Again: similar but not the same. Fascinating because our watches clearly share an inspiration but do not have any parts actually in common!

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If it slow opens because of the "hydraulics" it's a win and nobody can convince me otherwise 🤣

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curtaincall

If it slow opens because of the "hydraulics" it's a win and nobody can convince me otherwise 🤣

I would heartily agree with you! IF that's what happened. But no: the "hydraulics" are purely decorative; the cover merely snaps open. Alas!

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that is stupid and digusting

and I love it

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challenge accepted! headed off to the review!!

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