The most perfect watch of all time!

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Bid now to win piece-unique Pilot Extra Special in charity watch auction! Winning bid gets doubled, and all proceeds go to GiveDirectly.org.

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@hbein2022 received his watch first here on WC. He is a trailblazing hero!

https://www.watchcrunch.com/hbein2022/posts/they-said-you-should-never-meet-your-heroes-45324

I just got my package about 5 minutes ago, and I couldn't be happier! Grail watch comes with a certificate of authenticity that is a fridge magnet...

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And warranty card is nothing short of brilliant. The one strange thing, though, was a rubber blob that came in the package too, which you can see in this photo. WTF is it??? @benswatchclub, was this the head from a child's toy? Like one of Sid Phillips's toys from Toy Story???

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The watch itself is perfect...

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... perfectly foul in every conceivable way.

I am going to wear this piece with pride!

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No offense. I think you might be the only one wearing one with pride. I’m I missing something?

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Pure class!

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I’m about throw up but I think that’s supposed to be a piece of a middleman they eliminated to get the watch direct to you 🤪🤣🤮

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Luxury timepiece

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My friend, they are still on sale!

https://scameti.store/en-us

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whystopatone

No offense. I think you might be the only one wearing one with pride. I’m I missing something?

Ha! The watch will be the perfect means by which to achieve this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countersignaling

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SpecKTator

I’m about throw up but I think that’s supposed to be a piece of a middleman they eliminated to get the watch direct to you 🤪🤣🤮

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Now it makes sense!

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Looks like a Chinese meatball made from a cat. You unroll it and make your own straps.

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Shbamn50

Looks like a Chinese meatball made from a cat. You unroll it and make your own straps.

Oh, man... now I remember where I've seen that before!

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I’m am in absolute awe of how intentionally crappy they made this watch.

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Mr.Dee.Bater

Ha! The watch will be the perfect means by which to achieve this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countersignaling

Ok, now your using Jedi mind tricks for an anti-flex flex. Priceless!

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Kclouis

I’m am in absolute awe of how intentionally crappy they made this watch.

No, it is absolutely...

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SpecKTator

I’m about throw up but I think that’s supposed to be a piece of a middleman they eliminated to get the watch direct to you 🤪🤣🤮

There’s more where that came from!

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This watch is what will be on my wrist as I live my...

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whystopatone

Ok, now your using Jedi mind tricks for an anti-flex flex. Priceless!

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There's an executive who I work with. He's a genuine gentleman. He rose through the ranks based on his truly phenomenal technical and engineering prowess. He makes something like $1M / year.

I've only ever seen 2 watches on his wrist. These were they...

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Talk about counter-signaling! And what makes it all the more powerful is that he isn't even aware of his own counter-signaling!

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SpecKTator

I think Al Dente is too smart to ever openly admit to "murder"😜

Well, yes. I believe "whacked" is the proper term.

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For those buying one right now, the “SCAMMENOW” discount code gets you a £0.49 discount. But you didn’t hear it from me 🤐

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hasenfeffer

Well, yes. I believe "whacked" is the proper term.

There's no proof any of what you're saying occurred. It's not like he sent what looks like body parts all around the world 🤣

And really, if Al Dente is capable of doing such a thing, would it be wise for us to talk about it openly?😎

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SpecKTator

There's no proof any of what you're saying occurred. It's not like he sent what looks like body parts all around the world 🤣

And really, if Al Dente is capable of doing such a thing, would it be wise for us to talk about it openly?😎

Yes. If I have to go into witness protection, I'll lose my place in line with my AD. I'm sure those middlemen had it coming.

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hasenfeffer

Yes. If I have to go into witness protection, I'll lose my place in line with my AD. I'm sure those middlemen had it coming.

You're worried about losing your place in line with your AD?!🤣

A man like Al Dente is not to be trifled with.

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SpecKTator

You're worried about losing your place in line with your AD?!🤣

A man like Al Dente is not to be trifled with.

Well, I'll get the Rolex that best matches my cement shoes.

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Lol

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Love the videos Ben had created for the promotion of this watch.

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I gave Dall-E a prompt putting Vincero, MVMT and Daniel Wellington's name on headstones in a spooky graveyard. This is what I got. AI can't do text or numbers well yet

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hasenfeffer

I gave Dall-E a prompt putting Vincero, MVMT and Daniel Wellington's name on headstones in a spooky graveyard. This is what I got. AI can't do text or numbers well yet

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Ben is on a one-man crusade to end them all!

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There can be only one!

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MinnKonaMike

Yes!!!! Check the bezel on this classic called cookie dough

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Yes, and focus on that misaligned crown stem...perfection!

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How did part of a Cinnabon I coughed up in your yard in June end up in that exquisite watch box?? 😳

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Congrats, I just pray that you don't end up being the middleman! Enjoy and wear it in good heyelth. 🍻😱🤭

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Outstanding horology and status symbol 🥰