Helm Vanuatu

Gentlemen and gentlewomen. There is only one word to describe this watch: chode. Incredibly thick. Honestly too thick. I love striding to class with this on my wrist, letting all the college normies know that I have a piece of intricate machinery in my wrist. I have however frequently been late to class because every girl I pass stops me to complement this extra sensual timepiece. I'm a little sad because I was going to get ferociously drunk this weekend to celebrate St. Patty's day (I am 1/16th irish) but I have a superday interview this coming Wednesday I'll study for. Maybe shots before the interview to calm my nerves? Also if you are in finance you should text me interview tips. This just means next thirsty Thursday I'll put the claimed 300m of water resistance to the test as I pregame by myself in my dorm room before embarrassing myself at the nearest bar. Overall a nice watch, great lume and well finished. I'll prob sell it off tho because of the size.

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Nah, you should keep it.

Best "tough" watch out there.

Use it as your scratch magnent..

I have smaller wrists too, and to help it wear better throw it on a single pass.

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solidyetti

Nah, you should keep it.

Best "tough" watch out there.

Use it as your scratch magnent..

I have smaller wrists too, and to help it wear better throw it on a single pass.

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Brother. Wouldn't putting it on a single pass make it even thicker? This seems counterintuitive but I will try it.

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sink_diver

Brother. Wouldn't putting it on a single pass make it even thicker? This seems counterintuitive but I will try it.

Thicker? Maybe.

Less sliding around on the wrist tho. Which for me, that sliding around with a steel bracelet makes the watch wear bigger.

There are also elastic style straps that are "zero-pass". Not too mention @Max 's own zero pass style strap.

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sink_diver

Brother. Wouldn't putting it on a single pass make it even thicker? This seems counterintuitive but I will try it.

And this is one of those watches that doesn't care about fitting under cuffs..👀🤏🏻🤌🏻

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Gorgeous 👌love that watch, I am only 2918 in the queue 👉

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Marc27

Gorgeous 👌love that watch, I am only 2918 in the queue 👉

You're welcome to take this one off my hands if I decide to move it along

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sink_diver

You're welcome to take this one off my hands if I decide to move it along

Thanks buddy but surely it's a keeper 👍

Have a great day 👍

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Marc27

Gorgeous 👌love that watch, I am only 2918 in the queue 👉

I think I’m in the late 1000s. We’ve a ways to go lol.

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In finance, and went thru a gauntlet of interviews, hmu if you want. You got this 💪

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You could use it to compute your speed as you walk to class, using the limit of the difference quotient. Or the area under the bracelet, but that would be the limit of the Riemann sum. 😜😜

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Love my in Ti

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benno1024

You could use it to compute your speed as you walk to class, using the limit of the difference quotient. Or the area under the bracelet, but that would be the limit of the Riemann sum. 😜😜

Can u do my calc hw for me?

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sink_diver

Can u do my calc hw for me?

I used to tutor in calculus when I was at Purdue. I’ve forgotten much of it!