Hey champ! Is that a G-Shock? #1wc

Alright bud listen. That massive G-Shock you’ve got on your wrist does the job it’s supposed to…but it isn’t sleek. It’s not…shiny. It’s not going to get you any honeys. It’s plastic, like those cheap toys that your Uncle Greg got you from Wal-Mart. What you need is an upgrade, and that upgrade is called the Seiko SSK001.

The best thing about this piece is that it’s made of metal. Metal is going to be a lot more durable than plastic. The metal is also shiny. Plastic isn’t. This watch can also tell the time in three different time zones. Your G-Shock can only do one time zone and as we all know, 3 is greater than 1.

What’s also really cool is that you don’t have to rely on some dinky batteries to make your watch glow. The FRIGGIN’ SUN does that for you. When it’s the night time, your watch glows because it had been sun bathing all day. So because it’s not using batteries, it’s actually helping save resources for our planet Earth.

In conclusion, the Seiko SSK001 is metal, is shiny, can tell time from three different time zones and it does a better job at glowing. In short, this watch will get you the honeys. Maybe one of those honeys may bring you a watermelon. Who knows 👀 No, I will not be taking any further questions.

@Deeperblue

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It's automatic,not solar.

Other than that I agree 100% , GShock are useful tools, but there's nothing attractive,cool or desirable about them to me. I get that they're cheap, but that's about it .

Had one on the crossbrace of my handlebars for 3 seasons of dirt bike racing and it performed perfectly,but even that didn't endear it to me any more than a Speedo or carburettor for example. 🤔

But to each their own, whatever floats your boat 😉👍🏻

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Ok … since you mentioned “Honey’s “ and watermelon and a plus since I have this watch as well…

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