The older and homelier I get, the more I see, feel and recoil at the ever-growing mundanely-bland reality of my unsalted soda cracker life. My increasing social and financial restraints are imposed upon me by the younger and powerful, who at one time I actually helped burp, bathe and raise. The world is no longer my oyster. It’s a dessicated shell…the contents of which have been stripped by the emotionally-fragile…full of social discord and divisiveness.
So, by damnit, I deserve to wear my Star Wars Stormtrooper watch with relish on my wrinkly wrist! I should be at liberty to brag about the watch’s massive presence (as my own has shrunken down to a slightly-bent posturless visage that doesn’t even look good anymore in a three-piece suit).
I’m not a grandpa…but am old enough to be (my son’s wise enough to not want to bring a child into this miserable and brain-dead world).
So bring on the Stormtrooper beast! Let it ride piggyback on my arm so I may forge through the day with a happier step to my gait and a reminder that maybe everything ain’t so gosh-damned awful.
What pop culture watch do you find fun to wear and that helps reduce your disdain for life’s increasing discords?
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Most excellent!
There's a definite dark side to your post! 🍻
I've seen that man on your watch before somewhere 🤔
Something a little more... basic
There's a definite dark side to your post! 🍻
It happens naturally with age.
Something a little more... basic
But very pop!