Swatch x Rolex

stafford

Can we throw a #rolex on this and call it the #swatch-splorer already? Hell, I'll take it in #bioceramic for $250.

Thank you. My work here is done. Carry on with your day... 

#swatch #rolex #swatchsplorer #bioceramic #dreaming
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KristianG
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All Swatch watches are Swatch x Rolex, since Rolex invented time, the watch, numerals, and written language. 

If I didn't know the Flying Spaghetti Monster was first, I'd assume that Rolex invented existence. 

CitizenKale
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My favorite thing about bioceramic is how shittass fragile it is. 

And my favorite thing about Swatch are the proprietary lugs that lock you into their own accessories while also looking much uglier. 

And my favorite thing about Rolex is their customer friendly business practices. 

Combine all three and I'm absolutely guaranteed to buy one for $10.

AllTheWatches
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Pretty sure the folks at Swatch walked across the hall and grabbed a bunch of dials from Hamilton and called it a day. 

Davemcc
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Came here to say Khaki. 

stafford
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Davemcc

Came here to say Khaki. 

Yeah the more I think about it the more I think this constitutes a #swatch x #hamilton collaboration. 

It's unfortunate Swatch already has a #chronograph called "back in #khaki"

(and if they'd slapped #omega on it would have made a way better #moonswatch!)