Julien Tonare, eat your heart out!
So I set ChatGPT a task - "Create a fake history about a Swiss-made watch, in the style of a watch CEO".
Now lie back, close your eyes, picture your favourite Swiss watch brand CEO standing in front of you and enjoy...
"In the grand tradition of Swiss horology, let me regale you with the captivating tale of the illustrious creation of the "Chrono Elysium," a timepiece that stands as a testament to innovation, craftsmanship, and the pursuit of excellence.
Our journey begins in the late 19th century, where our visionary founder, Maximilian Altaire, found inspiration amidst the breathtaking Swiss landscapes. Legend has it that Maximilian was a polymath, deeply enamoured with astronomy and fascinated by the celestial ballet above. One fateful night, under the clear skies of the Swiss Alps, he experienced a moment of revelation that would forever change the course of watchmaking history.
During a celestial event of unparalleled beauty, Maximilian envisioned a timepiece that would not only measure the earthly hours but also align its chronometry with the movements of the stars. Thus, the concept of the Chrono Elysium was born—a watch that would bridge the gap between the precision of Swiss timekeeping and the cosmic wonders above.
Maximilian embarked on a tireless quest, collaborating with the most skilled artisans and astronomers of his time. The Chrono Elysium, he envisioned, would encapsulate the essence of the cosmos, reflecting the majesty of the night sky in its intricate design.
After years of meticulous craftsmanship, the first Chrono Elysium emerged from our atelier, a masterpiece adorned with a dial that mirrored the constellations and a movement calibrated to the rhythm of the celestial bodies. The watch's case was fashioned from a rare alloy, purportedly infused with the energies of the cosmic phenomena that had inspired its creation.
The Chrono Elysium quickly captured the imagination of watch connoisseurs worldwide. Its reputation soared, not only for its unparalleled accuracy but also for the sense of connection it bestowed upon its wearers—an intimate link between the microcosm of human existence and the vastness of the cosmos.
As the current custodian of this legacy, I am proud to continue Maximilian Altaire's pursuit of horological perfection. The Chrono Elysium remains a beacon of our commitment to pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Swiss watchmaking, inviting you to embark on a journey through time and space every time you grace your wrist with its presence."
Adventures of a watch tragic.
Replace Maximilian Altaire with Raphael Picard and you have the story of Invicta, only a bit more believeable.
In a strange way it reminds me of a start-up pitch: verbose, exceedingly loaded with jargon, yet not saying all that much.
Instead of ChatGPT, I ran the same query on a medium sized model (Nous-Capybara-34B) that can be quantized to run on a single GPU locally:
I asked more about the “new movement”:
Well I’m sold 💸💸💸
@HAQingSec . Sold! Where can I put my name down for one!?!
Time adjustments through mind control...nice.
@HAQingSec . Sold! Where can I put my name down for one!?!
Well before you get on the waiting list you have to make sure it fits! I asked for the specifications:
It sounds like a Hublot 🤣🤣
Im gonna need someone to draw this out. Calling all Stephen McDonnell's out there!
Do let me get this straight:
Composite materials for case and bezel
Concentric circle dial (not sure if this is OP style or babushka style - dial inside a dial inside a dial or regulator style)
VC movement and escapement
Display case back
Rubber strap with deployant