Got Any Good Watch Jokes?

I am a dad, and in need of some eye rolling ammunition for my wife and daughter.

I like the one Youreteriffic had in one of his recent videos.

What is the best time for clocks?

6:30, hands down.

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You know what the dentist's favorite time of day is?

Tooth hurty.

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Rolex waitlist…that’s it that’s the joke thinking there is one and you’ll get the call 😂. Maybe I’m lamer than I thought but that’s funny.

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What time is the best time of day?

6:30, hands down.

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Why did the narcissist keep throwing his Tissot watch away?

Because every time he looked in the mirror it told him to.

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I got nothing (on my wrist)

But I want other funny people add more 🥲

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? I'm. Not trying to build a watch; just tell me the time