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You know what the dentist's favorite time of day is?
Tooth hurty.
Rolex waitlist…that’s it that’s the joke thinking there is one and you’ll get the call 😂. Maybe I’m lamer than I thought but that’s funny.
What time is the best time of day?
6:30, hands down.
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Why did the narcissist keep throwing his Tissot watch away?
Because every time he looked in the mirror it told him to.
I got nothing (on my wrist)
But I want other funny people add more 🥲
? I'm. Not trying to build a watch; just tell me the time