Now, time to get a red carpet

"I'm not into bald men. I like balding men"

Vintage Submariner in best condition available

Only a handful number of brands make their watches distinctive enough to name them without hesitation and doubt. How often can you name a watch after quick glance without reading the logo and be 💯 about it?

I'd rather have a watch that runs +5 than -2. The difference is psychological but I prefer to be ahead of things than late.

One I can swim with with the least effort. I think k omega is the lightest so I pick omega

Since You're the poet then I go with a brand that has the longest name. Iwc