REMEMBER THAT BLANCPAIN MAKES DIRTY WATCHES

Oh no! Images of naked people doing naked-people-things!

Quick! Show the kids movies of people people being mown down with guns. Much more healthy!

I'm not really interested in action movies either, but without them would anyone even care about dive watches? Is this why I don't care?

Thanks for the heads up, ill check it out as soon as I gathered the lotion and tissue box.

Or...why not show both? Double statisfaction!

Sounds like a good evening in, to me.

Learned something new today.... Good job sir😊

lol...an entirely new chapter of horology opens up...and it's not just Blancpain either:

Jacob & co have done a very stylish job with this one:

And even, who would've thought, classy ol' JLC participates:

This thread went off the rails.

I assure you that I don't mind. It beats discussing the Swatchpain.

First, thanks to Quill and Pad dot com for comically censoring this image and secondly is that the Chrysler building in the background?

Good gracious 🫣

50 Shades of Fathoms

LOL!! I am far from being a prude and consider m'self to be a "healthy" hetero male with an open mind ... BUT I wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of those expensive abominations!! 😮 😉

Wealthy people have little taste, apparently.

Wonder how many of those were worn on Epstein Island 😱😱

Haha, I'd wear them (well, not the Jacob, which is unbelievably ugly) -- I think it'd be the only way I would ever be able to engage friends & colleagues in a watch related conversation :-) But these pieces are ludicrously expensive; 200k and up. But if someone is too embarrassed to wear their cheeky JLC - lemmeknow ;-)

I haven't done that much research (I'm telling you, believe me) but I think all this stuff is on the back where the poors just ogle the balance wheel spinning. It's tastefully discreet in daily wear. At least the Blancpain ones.

I suppose none. What they wore probably had the pissing boy from belgium on them or something.

Not something that I want or can even pay for but erotic timepieces have been around forever! I suspect there is a high end marketplace for these collectibles. The rich are different from the regular person just living an everyday life of getting and spending.

I don't get what the stink is all about. It's art right. If you want to get obscene talk about your movement. 🫣Or flush it?

The rich can afford to be eccentric. I cannot ... at least not too much anyways! 😉

My dad, who did some mental health work, told me that the rich can be eccentric whereas the poor are just crazy.

I could not have painted that.

These also are "

dirty".....🤔🤏🏻🤙🏻🤪

Don't forget Ulysse Nardin makes erotic watches too! Haha, what a fun brand

I got to try on one of their erotic watches. Very nicely made. I gotta find the photo.

Wait, how? Are you a billionaire?

How you ask?

The watch, in my opinion looked tasteful and it’s not until you flip it to the back that you see the erotic caseback.

To appreciate the artistry you have to look at it under a loop. If I remember correctly, this is 1 of 16 that were made, with Blancpain giving the watchmaker the creative freedom to design the caseback. A couple watch makers / artist will work together to create it, each working on one unique element. I don’t remember the exact number, but I think it takes about 6 months to create one of these watches. I thought I had a better photo, but it’s basically a dude shagging a woman on a motorcycle.

Crazy!!! Never thought JLC would be guilty!!!