What/how many organs can I sell and still live?

I need to know what I can sell (some of the more redundant organs, I presume) to get me a Patek 5970. 🤣

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Seems as though you’ve already given up your brain 🤣

Jk 😉😁

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In the US you are not allowed to donate a kidney in exchange for financial compensation. Overseas is another story… 😅 best of luck on your journey to being a living donor!

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Lauren

In the US you are not allowed to donate a kidney in exchange for financial compensation. Overseas is another story… 😅 best of luck on your journey to being a living donor!

Worth it 🤣

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Draeger22

Seems as though you’ve already given up your brain 🤣

Jk 😉😁

Never had much in the way of brains anyway.

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For the record, I am not going to sell my organs for a watch. I’ll just rob a bank…

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Bang4BuckWatches

Worth it 🤣

When I worked in the hospital we had a lady who didn’t admit it to us but we found out she got her kidney in China. Maybe try there. 🇨🇳

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Lauren

When I worked in the hospital we had a lady who didn’t admit it to us but we found out she got her kidney in China. Maybe try there. 🇨🇳

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@lla2891 is right about selling in the US.

C’mon and take a little drive with me.

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Just float me 10% for a driver’s fee. Don’t worry. You can pay me after.

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Kalsota

@lla2891 is right about selling in the US.

C’mon and take a little drive with me.

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Just float me 10% for a driver’s fee. Don’t worry. You can pay me after.

But how am I supposed to get the watch if I’m shelling out 10%? Can I get you down to pizza and beer? 🤣

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Bang4BuckWatches

But how am I supposed to get the watch if I’m shelling out 10%? Can I get you down to pizza and beer? 🤣

Ugh, fine! You’re lucky I’m a cheap date.

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Kidney would be a good start and part of liver may be

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Do you have any extraordinary physical attributes that could be used to make movies? 🤣

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Well, you can live without your gall bladder, appendix and one of you kidneys, but maybe you're better off selling your soul?

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phat_tony

Do you have any extraordinary physical attributes that could be used to make movies? 🤣

I can fart the National Anthem 🤣

No im only kidding.

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You can't. The government owns your organs until you are discharged lol jk.

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1 kidney, most of your liver, your spleen, a few thyroid and parathyroid glands (you have 4 of each). In theory a couple of limbs as well. You could also sell your urine, sperm, maybe blood (24 hours to renew RBCs, a bit longer for plasma). I think you are good to go!