The Absolutely Perfect Last Word Final Say All Purpose Three Watch Collection
Looking for photos, are you? There aren't any. It's not going to be that easy. This is a concept. A CONcept. If you want to post your own photos of watches that fit the concept, thank you! - that would be great, although I don't expect to see very many. I can't even see many people reading this.
First, you need to collect three watches. Not one watch, because that's not a collection. Not two watches, because while that technically is a collection, it doesn't fit the concept. You need three, and only three. No more, and no less.
You bring together these three specific watches - one with a red dial, one with a yellow dial, and one with a green dial. Throughout the eons of time, and even longer, there has been this one question with no answer, "Which watch from my collection will I wear today?" But the question has finally been answered. Feeling impulsive, rash, irresponsible, even angry? STOP. Wear the red watch. Feeling ambitious, upbeat and creative? GO. Wear the green watch. Feeling neither overly negative nor overly positive first thing in the morning? Every day, it's always wise to still exercise CAUTION. On those days, wear the yellow watch.
Once you have the concept down, you can fine tune it to monitor yourself, and keep track of how many red watch and green watch days you have, and adjust your behavior accordingly. Yellow is the 'safe' default position, but you don't want too many yellow cautious days either.
But what if you wake up in the morning, stare at your collection, make an accurate assessment of your mood, and still don't feel like wearing any watch? Sorry, can't help you there. There's no hope.
Catholic, father of two, born before the Quartz Crisis, worked in hospital for 37 years, retired, also was semi-pro drummer (drumset) in loud rock bands and hand drums drummer (African) in acoustic du...
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